To start an EIGHTH thread that no one responds to?

[VanillaSugar]

These threads, which lie empty as the night, remain unposted upon. Verily, you know what to do.*

*Don't post.

Evening

I wish you lot would slow down, I've got so much reading to do! Another day out here and I've not got enough time to catch up anywhere (although obviously here is the priority)

Two photos from today. Dp and some of the crew launching the lifeboat (including my two dds) and a picture of my dd body boarding in absolutely perfect boarding waves. (in the safe zone surrounded by lifeguards I might add).

I've just posted in that monkey wanking thread. I'm so going to be asked to leave mumsnet.

You can't leave! :(

All of the deaths this summer are so tragic and were completely avoidable. I wish people would read signs and listen to life guards! They aren't trying to ruin the fun, they are trying to save lives!

(AGL I posted a picture of bears doing sex. And there was a fruit shoot bottle in the frame 😦)

I do wish people would think about who the rescuers are and that they have lives and families before being idiots. Accidents happen but sometimes it just seems idiocy.

Monkey Wanking thread?

Being! It's hilarious. Get in it.

Link?

www.mumsnet.com/Talk/am_i_being_unreasonable/2713004-To-complain-to-the-zoo-about-the-wanking-monkeys

Hello

But if everybody goes wanking this thread will be losing posts

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Ooh squishy how did the dress shopping go? Or have I missed that?

Had a nose at the primate masturabtion thread 🙈😂 amusing to me, highly!!

*masturbation!

Someone just posted the best story ever.

Ferrets?!