To start an EIGHTH thread that no one responds to?

[VanillaSugar]

These threads, which lie empty as the night, remain unposted upon. Verily, you know what to do.*

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One of my favourites Tis no wonder I'm slightly bonkers

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It's ok toad I've just had 7 inches

TOAD was that a genuine page from a Thomas book?!?! I need to know.

I'll try and find out, Blue I don't have any of the books myself, but I'll see what I can discover :)

I have, no lie, a foot long meatball sub

Ha AGL stop bragging.

I haven't had 7" in AGES!

Being I meant a choritzo whirl

I've just had 12 and I'm well and truly stuffed with juicy meatballs

Did you have a cookie? White choc and macadamia is my favourite.

So, I go and spend a fortune on uniforms for b2s, I come back here and you're all talking about touching Thomas, footlongs and 7 inchers!

This thread had turned to smut! It was never like this in the old days of thread 7 I tell you. Tut tut tut. Shameful.

As you were.

£35 for a bloody school rugby top!!! What's that all about!?!?

I'm off to have a Chinese now. Yum!!!!

Jims dog

Smut? Dunno that word
Have a nice meal red

Is Jim's dog short-sighted because he's been over doing the wanking? (Smut)

Double choc cookie!