To start an EIGHTH thread that no one responds to?

[VanillaSugar]

These threads, which lie empty as the night, remain unposted upon. Verily, you know what to do.*

*Don't post.

Afternoon

Being I loved your proposal story! That is so cute! X

Squidge, thank you. He made up for the lack of flattering speech with one hell of a ring.

Jet That is not a potato - its a very crusty, sore red cock probably belongs to the farmer jess paid for the barn

Trying to get in the fat controller's good books.

Being I think it looks more like shock that someone has just stuck theirs up his arse.

Blue, I literally just burst out laughing. DP is looking at me, all I said was MN and he understood. I spend too much time on here.

Oh and the potato looks like my exbf's cock after I chopped it off for being a manipulative liar.

his face and is blue, possibly due to his bloody supply continuously being directed to "other parts"

Maybe Thomas is in the middle. One in the entrance and one in the exit. Taking two for the team.

Anyway I think I found a house! Its a bit small but nice and location is OK (just outside the naice bit but still a nice area). It a bit cheaper than what I'm in.

Only problem is the darn agent isn't available until Monday morning to put my offer in.

With renting do you give what they advertised it at or is there normally some leeway? Should I try and negotiate a bit off?

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being speaking of that particular species, mine is on his way down from Plymbo as we speak. This should be fun.

Maybe Thomas is in the middle. One in the entrance and one in the exit. Taking two for the team.

Could well be.

Crikey! The things people let their children watch

toad. Can you do me a meme of Toby? Not a Toby cake though....

Toad where the hell is that from - please tell me that is not an actual Thomas story?

Who's Toby?

Blue Just got it off Google. I am not sure if made up or if an actual story but being read by dirty minds

This has GOT to be made up!!!!

Jess, oh no. Set PortiaGran on him. Luckily I never see my ex and have no reason to.

better. Unfortunately, he has to see DS when he can be bothered occasionally.

toad Toby is the Thomas character who my DS is very fond of. I actually disapprove of Thomas and Friends. Is indoctrination of capitalism for small children. Or a parody of such - I can't decide.

Taps fingers getting impatient waiting for toad to find out if the "No train had ever touched Thomas like this before. His wheels felt weak" is actually a real Thomas story

Jess, did you mean me not Better?

Blue I've always been told to give exactly what they ask.

Currently in town with friend in tow obvs

At least I can console myself with subway

being.Yes! Am getting so anxious, cannot think straight!

AGL is it a foot long sub? (tries desperately to lower the tone while making sure all surfaces are swipe-friendly)

Jess, try not to worry. Your loving MNers are here to give you virtual hand holds.