To start an EIGHTH thread that no one responds to?

[VanillaSugar]

These threads, which lie empty as the night, remain unposted upon. Verily, you know what to do.*

*Don't post.

Those are mini cucumbers!

I vill be back, Monday to Friday sockcookers

mummy. Cucumbers/courgettes - am not choosy.

AGL you need some aviators

Also why haven't we ended up in the daily mail yet?

The Dail Fail hasn't the intelligence to understand the double entredres

portia. do you mean the glasses? Or actual aviators a la Top Gun? Because I could do with some of those too...

the volleyball scene

Both

Tom Poose is short I am 5'8"

Nose to nose or toes to toes?

I was going to link 'Take My Breath Away', but recalled your recent inhaler crisis...

I'm 5"2 :(

Well! I am DisgustedofMumsnet

I am a NWIMBY.

Not even in my thread.

All of you, wash your fingers and thumbs out with soap!!

So am i AGL! My grandad was 5ft and awesome.

I'm 5'3". But you know what they say about precious things..

You get cuter by the minute, AGL

I'm 5ft3 for bmi reasons 😂

.Aidey in motion

NWIMBY? [Confused]

Those are mini cucumbers!

Show-off! You'll be telling me you use aubergines next!

No wanking in my back yard.

toad. I have considered aubergines but they seem to lack the firmness of courgettes.

AGL Never Wank In My Back Yard its all in the initials

Thomas the Wank Engine.

No idea why I just said that

AGL is such a cutie-pie.