To start an EIGHTH thread that no one responds to?

[VanillaSugar]

These threads, which lie empty as the night, remain unposted upon. Verily, you know what to do.*

*Don't post.

Can we get back to solutions for my wank issues

Go on a bumpy bus ride?

Oi AGL have only read your last post but behave yourself. None of that filth here please.

Kimmy please don't leave :(

Oi yourself Vanilla, read my other posts

Plus the tone was already low when I got here

AGL How about being straight up with your friend? I'm sure she has to do it too....

Sit on the washing machine during spin cycle. That's what I do (could be awkward if you rely on launderettes)

Kimmy. I didn't get a ribbon! It's sort of to the right of each post, but it doesn't show up until you tap it.

Being straight with his friend could sort everything out... (just kidding)

All this talk of wanking is hurting my eyes. My curtains were stiff last weekend though

Is Vanilla really going to attempt to clean these threads up? She's an ambitious woman

All this talk of wanking is hurting my eyes

You must be doing it wrong then

Oh. Does it just go to I'm watching? I am underwhelmed.
AGL my DH tells me to tell you to get a grip
Stop being such a fuss toss pot. Nah, seriously, he concurs laying down is best, sitting up a no go but stood up in the shower a halfway house and doable. It's in your hands now.

toad I think we've established that your son is incapable of being 'straight'.

Jess Yes, that was a bad choice of words!

portia may be correct. doesn't it make you go blind?

AGL Send her out to the shops for something hard to find, such as courgettes. Well, I am betting they'd be hard to find in Cornwall thanks to Jess haha.

Then, a quick one off the wrist and you're done.

Portia Are you Lady Sybil? I thought you were going to get rid of those photos

Kimmy It's in your hands now

Thankyou DH Glad he concurs!

And Mummy Straight doesn't work on me

Wow. Those courgettes look rather knobbly. Interesting (rushes to Co Op)

Those are cucumbers.

I do not need to do it. Online shopping is a boon

Ah, I get it now. Bookmarking does take you back to where you were. Have just rebookmarked, hurrah. My kids want to shuttle off to the sandpit and play lose the so I will hopefully catch up with you later.
Have a good Saturday.

If it makes you go blind then my eyes should have dropped out years ago

Kimmy don't forget to come back!