To start an EIGHTH thread that no one responds to?

[VanillaSugar]

These threads, which lie empty as the night, remain unposted upon. Verily, you know what to do.*

*Don't post.

Don't shit in the sink.

I have been engaged for like 18 months but I haven't tried any dresses on yet. Wedding isn't for at least two year so I there is no point yet.

I'm not gonna dress formal for my wedding

Rules. No smut. Keep it clean. Keep it PG/12 rating please

What's happening to the thread?!

We can't even arrange Being's wedding without smut! Well, not Jess' part in the proceedings anyway

Love that rainbow dress, by the way. No chance of guests upstaging you now!

Chocolate marquise 😋

toad. The rainbow dress is mine.

Helloooooooeeeeeee
My wifi has been wankered
Have been sconing and shagging but not neccassarily in that order.
Twas a scary night with huge things
Have to continue sconning

Ah, sorry Jess!

I read through the thread quickly to catch up, but obviously my comprehension skills are pretty poor this morning.

Sitting here with henna on head (applied by husband) and looking more toadish than ever thanks to a plastic bag covering my hair.

Have to make an attempt at improving my appearance for my dog's birthday party on Monday.

I have a verrrry full life, don't you know

Being I've been engaged 18 months too!

Sounds like you've had an interesting evening, Portia :)

Toad what does henna on your hair do?

Changes it from grey/white to a light reddish brown in my case.

You can get uncoloured henna which can give a lot of shine and seal it.

It can add reddish tones to darker hair.

I find it gives me good grey coverage.

I just got so worried about PPD. Don't know why, but I got far too anxious to keep using normal dyes. I'd been using them for over 20 years before that though.

Squidge, I bet your proposal was more romantic than mine...

Mmmmmm yes quite variable, time for other things while scons are baking toad

toad, I am wearing a Peacock dress to my Halloween Wedding.

Being yes it was unusual and romantic. Quite sweet really.

What was yours like?

Being

The peacock dress was also very beautiful. Again, you should take centre stage wearing that :)

I'm wearing this to Halloween Wedding

Specifically speaking my wedding was very nice and my next one will be front page paps dream.

toad. I love the smell of henna; haven't used it for years (drenching scalp in horrible chemical crap instead). At the moment, I am looking a bit badgerish.