To start a SIXTH thread nobody responds to?

[AverageGayLad]

As you were

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vanilla. Genius. I will be sure to mention my 'evil twin', the one with no make-up and ill-fitting beige shorts

That WAS smart. Quick-thinking!

portia is that the pic of the 'lady' lolling in bed - because I do somewhat identify myself with her...

Anyone else love their barmaid days, it was fun

Come to Cornwall, toad! It's where AGL should be, not that bloody place with the ridiculous number of L's...

Which guest thread Portia?

Have you all read today's guest post. May I point you in that direction. My apologies if I offend anyone

Had a read and saw your post (you mean the vegan thread?). My God, your ex was a shit. No wonder your Gran had to see him off

Anyone else love their barmaid days, it was fun

So much fun, so many laughs. Never enjoyed a job so much. Those were the days! We used to have parties after hours and invite half the customers.

Come to Cornwall, toad! It's where AGL should be, not that bloody place with the ridiculous number of L's...

We're all moving into one of Portia's mum's properties soon. I hope she's mentioned it to her mum, otherwise there won't be any scones ready for us!

Gow I miss it too! (Not the old men who mistake customer service for a direct invitation to sleep with you) but the tips and the laughs. I had the honour of working in very old pub in St.Ives, Cornwall - I was practically treated like royalty! When us staff went out clubbing after closing time, I used to get random pissed up tourists offering to buy my work t-shirt from me (I declined because I have never looked good wandering around in just a bra - especially inebriated).

In my next life, I want to work for Hooters.

My ex hasn't seen dd for 6 years he's a real charmer

I'm sure my time behind a bar set me up for life....
But it was a blast ....

My Mum said you lot can have mates rates if you make scones

Just found it Portia, and I agree your exH sounds awful.

OMG. There is a 'Cornwall is positively shite' thread! How dare they....

Oh the lock ins, finish in your pub and go drink in another!;!!!! Staff only lol

I LOVE Cornwall.....and Benidorm how dare the!

Jess quick post on that thread. I have

In my next life, I want to work for Hooters

:) I think some people are born barmaids. I always thought if I was born in the Victorian age, I'd have been a trollop working in a gin palace with some extra-special customers to whom I would have given freely of my favours.

Obvs didnt now there wax a music festival on in Newquay at the weekend. Help me out lurrrrvvvee Cornwall on that thread my good friends and your mates rates will be better

My ex hasn't seen dd for 6 years he's a real charmer

He sounds so awful, I think this is one instance where really your DD is better off without. From how you've described him, I can't see anything of value he could give to a child.

Christ id have undercut you alll.......not a moral in me lol

My Mum said you lot can have mates rates if you make scones

Perfect!

I used to make them all the time as a teenager but could soon get back into it.

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Another brilliant sunset

It's beautiful Portland but I'm staying inside the smoggy m25.....if I leave they might not let me back in!