To start a SIXTH thread nobody responds to?

[AverageGayLad]

As you were

Honestly. The utter cunts. I got lucky today, but the shit I have to clean up on a daily basis from these entitled fuckwits who clog up our beaches, whinge about people smoking, treat any slightly eccentric local as a tourist attraction and block my main road with their cars so I can't even get to Co Op without risking my life...... Ok. Deep breath. Rant over. I'm glad he's your ex, Portia, my fellow beautiful county dweller. A Twattysaurus if ever there was one.

He got me upduffed at 17 I went to a very naice school with him etc etc. Actually did my A levels at 28 weeks. Ha sounds funny now. I married the fucker and he turned out to be a violent bastard, oh you can guess the rest. I'm 35 with a dd who is 18 in October. Enough said !!
AT is much nicer

There's a knock on the door hmmm back later

portia with the exception of Co Op Boy, AGL, AT and Mr Darcy, I don't miss men much. There are always courgettes....

Well done you for getting through and getting over......

Are you near daw lush by any chance portia?

Dawlish even....

I am hanging off thd end of the Country Gow Poldark Country

Gow tuts. Dawlish (oh my god, my iPad also wanted Daw Lush - why would that even make sense?!) is in Devon. Totally different. Who do their scones/scons/sch-on-es differently too. Weirdos.

When I was a little maid, I remember seeing the Poldark books in the library. I thought they looked really boring. Who knew?

Sod the books !!!!!

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The books didn't have pictures. I think I was deprived as a child.

Was your vair naice school up a hill and near a sweet shop? If so, my father sued them. Or defended them, I can't remember. No, I think he sued them.

Than you ladies for your welcome contributions about ex bastard

Vanilla

Have sent DS to bed for being obnoxious.

My vair naice school was where Queens drummer went. I had to board and go home at weekends. My poor Parents paid for me to learn how to marry a twat

What did he do?

Ah, no it wasn't. A different school.

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I went in the vegan thread , Portia. I wanted to type "I love Vegans but I couldn't eat a whole one." But then there'd be uproar, so I didn't.

Go on

I made a none yesterday.
As you know, DD came back from Japan a couple of weeks ago. I said "What does San Whichan" mean in English? Answer: Ham Sandwich.

My how I laughed. No one else did though

Being very serious, if it wasn't for my family dd and I would've been in a real mess. This is something you don't read on here much but I'm really grateful for their support and help they gave me and respect them for it. I was a silly girl I can see that now and my Parents must have despaired and worried so much. Hopefully I've grown up now and you know what, everything I've got or achieved is because of family. I realise I've been fortunate.

Ta dah Speech over !

None??? How did that get autocorrected from JOKE??