To start ANOTHER thread that no-one responds to?

[VanillaSugar]

Go on. You know you want to. Either don't post or help me get to a thousand posts (again). Please sing, laugh, quote Jane Austen and post pictures of Aiden Turner in the buff.

I'm channeling David Dickson. Is he dead?

Right.

My username.

I bought some read diffusers from Aldi or Morrisons or somewhere. One of the scents is Vanilla Sugar. That is my name.

Whatever happened to Tingtings?

I saw the Tingtings at a festival y'know.

But I'm a riot Mary, jo, Lisa

I've eaten six packets of wotsits so my brain has turned orange
This made me jealous. As did the biscuit upthread.

Whatever happened to Tingtings?

Wasn't that one of the Teletubbies?

By the way my garlic comment was a cross post. I'm not copying everything you're saying toadgirl. I will try to come up with some original thoughts.

Alice

Not at all. I love your posts already

I think the fact that we both thought the same thing about the garlic shows just how suggestive it looked!

Just adding this.

The dog just farted. How can something this cute smell so bad? He's even run away from his own stink, haha!

It does not relate to cocks, Aiden Turner, Orlando Bloom or Mexican drug cartels though. Well I bloody hope not.

At least he had the good grace. My cat just sniffs his and covers his nose with his paw.

And why not, Alconleigh?

Whataboutwhathuh

Come rub my tree of love.

Is that from the {{{{opening}}}} ceremony?

That was an encouraging response to your first post, by the way.

I thought dogs were meant to be good to blame for farts.
If he runs away from his own, I could get the blame for those!

Finally the dogs are getting revenge for being blamed for all the smells. They do not have to lie down and take the constant (bottom) gas-lighting. Mine really is rather stinky though.

My dog I hasten to add.

Your bottom Alice??? TMI

No, it's definitely yours. Methinks the lady doth protest too much, and whatnot.

I don't know about that - I am almost totally ossified and can't get close enough to check. I hope not. I shower 11 times a day with fresh towels like all good MNers.

I am laughing so much at this thread already :)

You are showering so much your bones will soon be jelly and you can check. Perhaps you can do a version of the halitosis test in the mean time? You lick the back of your hand, wait for it to dry a little and then sniff?

I hope you don't use flannels.

Look at the fluffy bum that produces that stink though! Talk about false advertising.