To start ANOTHER thread that no-one responds to?

[VanillaSugar]

Go on. You know you want to. Either don't post or help me get to a thousand posts (again). Please sing, laugh, quote Jane Austen and post pictures of Aiden Turner in the buff.

Grit. I think that's what is required. And perhaps some cargo trousers

Absolutely :)

This man (Mr T) wore cargo trews and he has the right idea too.

but, ...please tell me. don't you think cartilagy kneecaps sounds like a good idea. ??

This poor babe has just been told he has no cartilage!

Can we have Mr T bling too?

Noonesfool

The aim of The Game is to not think about The Game. If you do think about The Game, you lose and you must announce you lost The Game

What a Catch-22!

How am I to learn what I need to know about The Game if I cannot think about it without losing?!

What a conundrum!

thanks toadgirl LOL

Groups can decide an "amnesty time" after mention of The Game during which thinking about the game does not constitute a loss.

I'd suggest 15mins. That's how we used to play. It was hilarious we may have been high

Yep!

I don't think you'd be able to kick very hard or do somethings if they stayed cartilage. Maybe squishy knees would be better, I cannot decide. I've eaten six packets of wotsits so my brain has turned orange.

It was garlic. I told you it was garlic. And now I have some garlic.

It is a well known fact that a lady in possession of a large bulb of garlic is in want of some butter. And mushrooms. Or bread. French, preferably. Oooh la la la baguette.

Noonesfool

It sounds quite complex! I am not sure if I've got what it takes. I honestly can't follow. I can be a bit dimwitted with such things. I cannot even do jigsaws, would you believe it?

I shall hang around this thread though, in hopes of learning something more.

Isn't he furious with his lack of ossification? Or he is finding the motivational chat all talk and no action. His expression seems to saying to me 'just get on with it'.

I pity the fool who cannot ossify.

Vanilla

That photos looks awfully suggestive!

(I think years of reading "The Viz" has warped my brain).

That garlic looks strangely vulval. Has that lowered the tone?

I do like garlic mushrooms though.

That's not garlic Vanilla. That's meth.

Shit, have you been using that in bolognase for your kid/s? 😮

His expression seems to saying to me 'just get on with it'

Yes, I think he's a go-ahead Type A personality.

Enough of the blah-blah, he is thinking.

Ice ice spaghetti.

Yes, as I was arranging them I thought " This looks like Orlando Bloom's cock and Niki Minage's bum, but that's only me and no other Mumsnetter will surely stoop so low, the smutty minded little bagginses."

Guess I was wrong.

Ice Ice Baby by Vanilla Ice

Noonesfool - she was so desperate for her garlic that she arranged to gave it airdropped into her garden by a Mexican cartel at inordinate expense. We know this for a fact.

I've eaten six packets of wotsits so my brain has turned orange

This made me laugh!

What what?

see what I did there?