To start ANOTHER thread that no-one responds to?

[VanillaSugar]

Go on. You know you want to. Either don't post or help me get to a thousand posts (again). Please sing, laugh, quote Jane Austen and post pictures of Aiden Turner in the buff.

Where did whatabout go?

Plymouth is miles and miles away from here. The Lizard is nearer

I saw that too, Alice and did wonder.

Though I don't see it could possibly affect anyone else.

Alice Nothing can shut us up

Right, we're on our final few posts now, so time to start saying our goodbyes. AGL are you ready with that new thread yet?

Form an orderly queue, everyone,time to hand out the goody bags. Everyone has something different and special inside but, please, no conferring otherwise you'll spoil the magic.

Ladies and Lads, as ever, it has been an honour to Mumsnet amongst you. This thread has been the froth on the cappuccino - you've added the chocolate or the cinnamon and sometimes even added extra sugar. But no-one (not even noone) has done any stirring and, for that, I applaud you.

The other day a journo put a survey on Mn asking what we liked about life. I posted sex n drugs n rock n roll as I thought I was tres amusing and the thread got deleted. Just sayin

I think that's a perfectly valid response from you.

Seems true, too, from what I've seen of you on these threads so far

I don't see the problem, quite honestly.

Average

I went to water my bushes.

That's a shame Portia

My knowledge of Cornish geography is lacking somewhat. I last visited Bude in approx 1995

He will be fine at the vet toadgirl. He will just look up at you with big eyes which say 'why are you doing this to me? Did I do something wrong?'.

You're back just in time Whatabout

Alice I read the first few lines and thought yep ok then. Fortunately my in laws and their son are out of my life!

Alice - ditto!

I saw that STFU and momentarily felt a bit guilty. But then i thought WTF. And then i read it and thought

He will be fine at the vet toadgirl. He will just look up at you with big eyes which say 'why are you doing this to me? Did I do something wrong?'

Aargh!

Only one of his testicles has come down. So his castration will be a bigger than usual operation. Boohoo. The poor baby.

I have the next thread ready to post

The end is definitely nigh when Vanilla makes her closing speech!

The bats did not hit me while I was wielding my watering can.

Well done, laddie!!!!!!!!

You're a credit to all your Mummies

What a proud day for us all!!!!

I thought that for a second too and then I thought - Who cares? They can hide the thread. It is so nice being on a purely fun thread with no trolls and no bun fights.

Can she fit in on a sandwich board?

What's the thread called Agl panicpanics c panic

The bats did not hit me while I was wielding my watering can

That's good.

Did they echo locate you properly this time?