To start ANOTHER thread that no-one responds to?

[VanillaSugar]

Go on. You know you want to. Either don't post or help me get to a thousand posts (again). Please sing, laugh, quote Jane Austen and post pictures of Aiden Turner in the buff.

Nothing penetrates steak.

I'm sure there are some, errrm, particular people who would.

Bernaise or peppercorn lube? Garlic mushrooms and onion rings on the side? Would you serve it on a slate or a chopping board? Would it have to be naice steak?

Should we ask for this thread to be transferred to the Sex Board?

Or maybe that should be peculiar people

I may have gone too far. Bad David Dickinson orange wotsit brain.

Why not combine the two? You don't have to choose one or the other.

Sorry, you won't be able to post, toad.

Sex and/or housekeeping and/or parenting.
Is there a garlic board?

Should we ask for this thread to be transferred to the Sex Board?

Were not that naughty are we?!?!

I don't want to have sex on a slate. Or in a tiny bucket.

If a giraffe falls in water it won't even try to escape, it simply accepts it's fate and drowns :(

Toad are you making these or finding them? Either way its lightening speed. Maybe youre secretly a superhero.

Naughty but naice, Ruby.

Okay wow I was reading the first page, what have I walked into

If you see a shooting star whilst stood in your back garden but a bat crashes into your head while doing so, do you still get s wish?

Sorry, you won't be able to post, toad

That may be for the best!

Shall we go back to Austen quotes to cool off a bit? What about Heyer:
"She decided that her wisest course would be to put him out of her mind. After reaching this conclusion she lay thinking about him until at last she fell asleep."

Surely that's not true about giraffe's - need an official link

noone but you want sex with a steak!!!!

She invented The Game.

I am sad about the drowning giraffes

If you see a shooting star whilst stood in your back garden but a bat crashes into your head while doing so, do you still get s wish?

Think you should get two at least, for that.

Good. Twatty pipistrelle.

You lot are killing my phone battery. I'm going to have to run upstairs for a phone charger, just worried I'll come back to a few more pages.

Does that mean if a giraffe finds itself horizontal in water? They can't very often find water deep enough in the Savannah to drown in standing up. Maybe it was just one silly giraffe and now they have all been tarred with the same brush.

Ruby

I read it in a Mitchell Symons fact book, so I assume it's true :(

On a positive note did you know that cows have best friends?