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VanillaSugar · 26/07/2016 22:11

Boring thread alert.

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Bettercallsaul1 · 28/07/2016 07:11

I, too, must confess to some curiosity about this Game! Is it some new form of whist or loo? If so, it might be a delightful addition to our evening entertainments in the drawing room after dinner, when the gentlemen have joined us.

I trust it has no connection with being "on the game", which would not, in any way, be a suitable activity for young ladies?

VanillaSugar · 28/07/2016 09:04

Why, Better, how very Hogarthian of you. I, for one, have found The Harlot's Progress most titillating.

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Bettercallsaul1 · 28/07/2016 09:11

Perhaps for married ladies, Vanilla, to whom the mysteries of life have been revealed, but we must protect the innocence of young gels. For after all, what respectable gentleman would wed a lady who had any knowledge of carnal matters and might be disappointed.

VanillaSugar · 28/07/2016 09:44

Are you referring to my daughter? narrows eyes....

Anyway, am off to ye olde hairdresseres to get me rootes coloured; then off to the train station to collect the hussy and her ne'er do well consort.

Anon, my friends. Feel free to continue to my thousand.

And don't mention The Game.

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TwoLittleBlooms · 28/07/2016 10:39

Thanks MrsTerryPratchett

Bettercallsaul - The Game

I lost the game Sad

Bettercallsaul1 · 28/07/2016 11:26

Thank you, TwoLittleBlooms! I have read the link and it seems to be a quick route to insanity. Grin

VanillaSugar · 28/07/2016 23:07

Helloooo!!!!!! I'm back!!!! Does anybody want to play???? 🐰🐍🍗🌻🌝

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paxillin · 28/07/2016 23:09

Well, I'm bored.

FastWindow · 28/07/2016 23:11

Ooh, i luffs a game of Cribbage.

It is cribbage Thursday, isnt it?

Jack. Diamonds. Your move Grin

PortiaCastis · 28/07/2016 23:17

15-2 15-4

FastWindow · 28/07/2016 23:22

Crap, ive only got half a bag. And the turnup was spades.

VanillaSugar · 28/07/2016 23:30

Nah. Card games. Pah!

Let's play I Spy..I'll go first.

I Spy with my little eye, something beginning with P.

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FastWindow · 28/07/2016 23:30

Parsley?

RomanMum · 28/07/2016 23:31

Mornington Crescent

VanillaSugar · 28/07/2016 23:32

Nope.

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FastWindow · 28/07/2016 23:34

roman! Finally!! Ive been in Nidd for so long. Its a blessed release.

Vanilla erm... Pickup truck?

VanillaSugar · 28/07/2016 23:35

Nope.

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FastWindow · 28/07/2016 23:38

Pencil.
Pants.
Permafrost.

... Phone?...

paxillin · 28/07/2016 23:39

Pimple

paxillin · 28/07/2016 23:39

Poo

EveOnline2016 · 29/07/2016 03:38

Well atm I am jumping 20 jumps with cargo and ship worth 20 billion. Atm being a director sucks but my Corp members need stuff.

No cyno pilots on either

MrsTerryPratchett · 29/07/2016 04:14

Potty, pig, puppy, Pygmalion?

MrsTerryPratchett · 29/07/2016 04:14

Twenty questions? Animal, vegetable, mineral?

Lovelyname · 29/07/2016 08:42

Hi

acasualobserver · 29/07/2016 08:45

I am playing a very long game.