To start a thread that nobody responds to.

[VanillaSugar]

Boring thread alert.

My evening was very nice until Vanilla had me papped

We're developing our system.

What Pippa thread?

A thread about Pippa Middleton which I was drunk posting on last Friday night

Vanilla has told a certain Mr Paul Dacre that I am 2 timing

And sold my story for £700

Ah, I'll look for it if it's your thread! Is it anything to do with her mega- diamond engagement ring which is meant to be more expensive than Kate's?

Are you sure you didn't miss a zero or two off that payment, Portia?

It's not my thread but I will look and see if it's in chat or Am I Being Unreasonable
Hang on

No obviously I come cheap.
Thread is on In The News started by user 2345678945673. A new user I think. The numbers are wrong but you know how confusing those user numbers are.

Well I've just started one and I bet nobody posts on it! Ha ha ha.

T doesn't take much to confuse me though

Is it in AIBU, Wild Roses?

Whats the title I will post although I've had some proswotsit

I wish I'd had some proswotsit or indeed cavwhatever. Will make DH fetch me some. Or Richard Armitage if we are all allowed fantasy boyfs.

Fantasy boyfs are the best they do what you want them to.

Have made my contribution, Wildroses, though it's a subject I don't know much about!

Warning - Do not allow Portia on to your thread! It will be turned into an Aiden Turner fan site before you can say Poldark.

Lordy, we're at 744! We're going to have finished Vanilla's thread before she wakes up tomorrow!

I will go to bed and leave you all with this thought
In my dreams I'll be happy
👬

It's Goodnight from me and Goodnight from him

And good night from him...

Awake in the night for no reason so may as well contribute a post.

Good work. I'm lying next to an annoyingly awake child. Who wants to know why she can't have 'visitors'. Is she the bloody queen receiving visitors in bed?

Oh so cute Kids' logic though. Just why can't we do more of what we want when we want?

True dat. I quite fancy staying in bed while 'receiving' guests. If they put the kettle on.