To start a thread that nobody responds to.

[VanillaSugar]

Boring thread alert.

They share the same hairdresser, that's for sure!

Syrup of figs = wigs I heard it on only fools and horses, so did Gran and uses it all the time.
Will be back later I have ravenous dd and her bf to feed. I'm not letting them loose in my kitchen again, they managed to eliminate my best saucepan last time they cooked.

Yes - I think Boris's hair is real! As in, his own.

Ah, now that was informative, Portia! Hope your kitchen survives your daughter's culinary efforts.

Oh yes - pots & pans disasters: my DD's boyfriend keeps using metal forks in my non stick frying pan so all the Tefal coating has come off. Tustin the bin,but at least he does the cooking (unlike her, the lazy Baggins.).

Sorry, missed out the "but" - as in Boris's barnet is real but Trump's so ain't.

Oh yes, he's a keeper, Vanilla! A man who does the cooking (like my husband.)

He only knows how to cook on an aga.... how middle class is that? We have gas

AND NOW....

Ladies and Gentleman....

I present
For your delectation....

Sexy

Boris

JOHNSON!!!!!!!

Oh, ding dong. Hello layyyyyydies.

Not my cup of tea. Although I had a longstanding and passionate crush on Jeremy Paxman so who am I to judge?

That is a hilarious pic! Not real, obviously?

Mrs TP - I used to rather like Jeremy too...

Oooo a fellow weirdo. I have a signed photo of him I got from eBay. I waited around because I was convinced someone else would try to swoop in and outbid me. No one did

That's only because I didn't see it.

I think Borus was very young at the time.

I once met Jeremy Paxman in Edinburgh.

So he actually posed like that? . Not photoshopped or anything? That is hilarious! Well done for unearthing it!

What's he holding? Looks like a coffee and a roadkill squirrel.

Or Trump's wig

I'm rather busy at present.

He looks a bit cross Portia - what did you say to him??

Dd caught us !!!!!!

That's a good question, Rrross1ges.

Yeah, we know you're busy daydreaming, Portia.

Yeah in my dreams
Seriously though few problems with dd at the moment so need to sit down and chat when she's calmed down. Feeling a bit deflated so maybe back online later.

Did you say that Christmas has come early? And that Santa is inspecting your chimney to make sure that his special present fits down it?

Oooops. Bad timing. Sorry about that last post