Accident and emergency

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There were record numbers of patients presenting themselves to the emergency departments complaining of over indulgence on chocolate over Easter. Other users wnated to remove false nails had colds or minor tummy upsets

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Here's one of my favourite texts from Mittens

Batfink fantastic

Here is a photo of a pheasant in my DParents' very suburban garden, around Christmas about 5 years ago. They are keen birdwatchers, but this was rather a surprise. (Sparkling's post reminded me of it)

For the first time in aaaages I've read every post on this thread.
You lot are hilarious just the laugh I needed this morning!

Here's the photo I sent to DH for approval to make him feel he had a choice in the matter before I painted our porch.

Honeydragon - what's the answer, I am crap at maths so can figure it out😀 All I know is that it is wrong and took me a while to work that out 😂😂

My fab birthday card from dh

My baby doing what she does best.

Lol

Still waiting for the OP to return to the party.

ExerciseJunkie you move the match in the 6 so that it makes 0 ... 0+4 = 4

I love the sceptical hippo.

OP, you are perfectly correct to be annoyed by people wasting the staff's time in A&E with poorly tummies and broken false nails. If indeed that was your point. loon

Or you can move the down line from the + to make a - and fill the gap in the 6 to make an 8 so 8 - 4 = 4

No - it's 5 + 4 is 9

for the mathematicians!
However, playing with matches could end up with a trip to A&E - so be very careful.

I've bought a cake to the party (It was standing up, but we had a very long wait in A and E )

Here's a picture of my rampant rabbit!!!

Here's Sadsack

I do it to make a 9 ....but there's more than one way of tweaking it.

Bravo Olivia

Are you supervising us and ALL your brood today? Or have you got help?

Mention of pheasants has reminded me of something from my childhood.

We used to get those food hampers for Xmas, the ones where you get loads of things you'd not normally have usually for good reason .

This particular Xmas (I was about 16), the hamper had been delivered while mum and dad had gone to the pub for a rare daytime drink on a rare day off for dad.

They came back a bit pissed, and mum had a look in the hamper. There was a jar of Pheasant Pate, and mum simply couldn't say it. It kept coming out as Peasant Fatty

raspberry I am not a peasant!

You're just being silly now

Can't afford real horses.

No sign of the OP.
I reckon she is still in the queue for triage. :)