Accident and emergency

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There were record numbers of patients presenting themselves to the emergency departments complaining of over indulgence on chocolate over Easter. Other users wnated to remove false nails had colds or minor tummy upsets

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Meredithssister you could adopt one or two of LEM's lovely kittens-soooo sweet.

Here are the available dates and prices for the hotel we want to book in June.

Here's a bargain Archers book that DH picked up for me yesterday.

Top Tip.

Here's a judgemental dog

More cats (not mine), playing at 'The Lion King'.

queenbean imho great photo but I prefer my chips to be darker colour and crunchy

Has Op not been back?

Oooh FattyNinja purleeese don't insinuate that I may be a sex mad old wench

I swear that the vibrator thread isn't about me... I may be the proud owner of a free Ocado cock ring but I'm a thoroughly decent person!

Eh?

Happy Easter

Do you like my pussy?

Mother and daughter matching clogs.

OP?

More nails!

What the fuck are those LEMkittens?!

I luffs you all!

I second all the posters asking wtf those "kittens" are LEM! They look creepy as hell!

Here's the worlds fastest shed.....

Aha! LEM's "kittens" are Opossums!

BadDoGooder I see your shed and raise you a sofa!

I love this thread.

Here's a mirror ball

My lovely black puss. Black cats are underrated and always wanted a chance to put her on a thread