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There were record numbers of patients presenting themselves to the emergency departments complaining of over indulgence on chocolate over Easter. Other users wnated to remove false nails had colds or minor tummy upsets

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Maybe the OP is Charlie Fairhead?

Funny.

Always nice to see some bat nostalgia

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Who else am I meant to report my chocolate overindulgence too?!

This is a photo of an amazing view from a tall tower. With my thumb over the lens

I am cousin it. I need to brush and dry my hair after my bath.

I got fired today, it's ok because I get fired on a weekly basis, I just needed to keep looking at this thread and it made me chuckle to myself.

Oh no, I was going to stay away from MN tonight but The Bat sucked me in!!

Nice one, Olivia

Terrible haircut

This is my dog flap, it is broken because the bastard dogs have discovered that two (dogs) into one (flap) don't go. Bastards.

FattyNinjaOwl Wed 30-Mar-16 16:29:34
raspberry shock I am not a peasant!

Sorry, wasn't aimed at you.

It's just what mum kept saying, about, ooooh, 30 years ago........

JessTitchener there is a shop in Puerto de la Cruz, Tenerife called Gaylord

Oh there's also a shop called Toledo Schmuck.

In fact here's a better photo of Gaylord.

I have just bought 12 Creme Eggs for £1.97. from Tesco though not from an excitngly named shop.

Caffeinator, Gaylord certainly gets around doesn't he?

When my sister lived in Germany , her butcher's was called Hans-Josef Fuck. I tried Googling it to post a picture to prove it, but that didn't go very well. Off to bleach the server.

raspberry 30 years you say? Phew! I was still a few years away from being born.

In that case Fatty, I'm probably old enough to be your mum

I shall adopt you as my raspberrymummy

BillSykesDog

I'm pretty sure we share the same cat

JessTitchener it may become quite the empire.

In keeping with the theme of the thread, here is the big dipper and the freckles on my arm which resemble it.

And here is a happy sheep.

Here is some sequin art that DD2 did