Accident and emergency

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There were record numbers of patients presenting themselves to the emergency departments complaining of over indulgence on chocolate over Easter. Other users wnated to remove false nails had colds or minor tummy upsets

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Yeah dickface cat is amaze isn't it. I would simply stay in all day and look at it if I could.

Those nails are painted in Pantone paint chip style non?

I'd like a Pantone colour chart.

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You lot are tres funny

V good, v v good

Hahaha at ghosty's John Mcenroe lookalike cat Proper lol

here are my kittens

Actually LOLed mid 3-hour-exasperating-failure-of-a-2-year-old's-bedtime. Well done all. "I once looked at a hedge" set me off.

This is what ingenious looks like if you're my cleaner.

I really hope the cat is called Dick!

Saw Sparkling's cat and was reminded of our grey princess!

Just cried laughing at majestic sea flap flap, thanks Adrift

Oh man my cat has a bit of a dickface but I'd presumed this was the sort of thing no one would ever notice. Poor puss!

Here's Johnny Depp being eaten by a bed - accident or emergency ?

Here's a picture of the Creme egg sheep I made for Easter.

Specially significant photo here

Dick-face cat

Apparently 3 brits die each year testing a 9v battery on their tongue. No photo though. Soz.

Mexican cactus!!!!

Here is my daughter doing ballet in a tree in Greenwich Park. In the dark. I've finally found somewhere random enough to post it

Love this meme, and there's no thread that I could ever imagine having cause to put it on.
Apart from this one.

Here is a photo of a bashed up Lidnt Easter egg that my local Tesco reduced to £17 today.

I think we have a winner

I haven't got a dog. Or a cat. AIBU?

Sometimes when I sneeze my ears poo.

^that should definitely say pop

LEM - what are those creatures? They look terrifying!