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There were record numbers of patients presenting themselves to the emergency departments complaining of over indulgence on chocolate over Easter. Other users wnated to remove false nails had colds or minor tummy upsets

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Pacific, you may have a point there.

Pondering a name change to 'DickCat', note the use of capitals.
OP: YABVU. Daily fail?

This voucher is more interesting Op

Gawn, I dare ya, Ninjagogo - capitals are a given of course!

I just googled 'DickCat' - I'd not recommend it…

at Adrifts posh dinner for one, where can I get one ?

This is my cat. She IBU.

here is a picture of a Pony, My dd2 and a penguin and a man with a baby

This is not a picture of my mum's arse, but I saved it from the BBC's website as it looks exactly like her arse would look if she was being rescued. It's her arsealike.

here's a silly horse

We rolled our jumpers up over our faces.

One of my cats

Here is a nice baked-goods-based pun I saw today.

This is a nice thread. Dick cats and all.

This is a very cold lager on a very hot day.
Loving the dogs and cats

So, so glad I click on this thread!

here is a funny cat - not one of mine - mine are all bastards

Here's a pic of a duck.

i like the arses, both Alice (start of thread) and the arsealike (lol). something to do with the wine i'm drinking, no doubt ..

also i think going to a&e saved my dh's life this weekend.

A cheese and bacon omelette

here is an interesting duck fact

This is one of my guinea pigs. He randomly decided to wrap his food dish in newspaper one day. I think it was a small act of rebellion at not being given enough food.

I thought of the most random animal phrase I could and it actually is a thing

me and the dog have retired to our bed

I'm really not sure why the op hasn't returned.

Here's a pic of the hair i would like.

prefer this thread to the £1000 weekend away one,although both are bonkers

I'll raise a a few more ducks........