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There were record numbers of patients presenting themselves to the emergency departments complaining of over indulgence on chocolate over Easter. Other users wnated to remove false nails had colds or minor tummy upsets

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Here is CM Punk.

Jeremy Cunt, is that you?

this is a pig I met on a walk. She liked being scratched but she was rather scabby. bleugh.

😠 turns back on queenbee 'am I bovered'

I'm practicing my 'special occasion' make-up.

It was an aside rather than imaginary I think ... My cat that is... Here is a real cat with a dick on its face if that helps anyone? I know it made my life complete.

Here's my wine and my very classy crisp bowl, now empty!

Jeepers! That Cat 😻!

This is what Loli thinks of it all.

awwww cbigs - that cat should be on The Last Leg.

This face made me laugh more than it should have and should be made into a meme (it's from outlander)

I found an odd sock in the wash

Here is a picture of my hair 2 months ago, I am trying to become a mermaid now.

Are you complaining because you work there? Very strange post.

This is not a pipe

I love a bit of surrealism, I do.

Having said that, OP, today I was asked during an emergency appointment (in GP Land) whether I thought my patient was going to conceive next month. I consulted my tarot cards and told her that she might. Or she might not.

I fucking love you lot 😂😂

Here is a picture of Junkiedog, she is tired.

DickCat is my favourite cat ever now!

Here is the restaurant with the best name

I think I need Donald Trumps face on my period pants.

Nope, I disagree, Jess.

A Chinese restaurant has opened here called the 'Shat-In'. I kid you not.

some animals

This is a can of Fanta in place of Lilt, and a healthy satsuma. I prefer fizzy fake orange; the asthma is for show.

and my dinner for one in a posh restaurant, because i can

Asthma wtf? Satsuma. The showy satsuma.