I was so cross with another car owner today I shoved a bag of dog poo in his car grille

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I probably was bu but it was heat of the moment and it's not like ive damaged his car. It was just gently placed in the plastic fan blade type thing, could be easily pulled out.

He had parked right behind me so that I couldn't open my boot, he was touching my tow bar. Normally I would hang the poo bag on the tow bar till I get home but I couldn't reach it. Couldn't get the dog in the boot. More importantly I couldn't reverse out the space like I was planning to and had to go forwards over a 45degree slope/bank and was worried for a minute the car was going to topple over.

I hope it made his car smell of poo on the way home!

What's this amazing lead of which you speak and is it worth me investing?

I'm not sure of the name of the lead. Got it from a dog show. Might have been something like perfect fit harnesses? ?? I've never been sure what the d ring is for but maybe if I got a dickie bag I could clip the bag to the lead.

Yes, it's the lead to match the Perfect Fit harness by Dog Games.

www.dog-games-shop.co.uk/dog-leads.html

The D ring on the lead is so that you link two together. If your order the front piece of the harness with D ring on, you need one lead attached to that and one to the top of the harness. Then, if the dog pulls, they pull themselves round in a circle.

Must admit I don't use the harness. Dog has an equafleece on this time of year. And even in the summer I found I couldn't be bothered with it.

This is a thing???

I do, but I have a springer with a very thick coat who pulls occasionally. It all depends on what type of dog and walks you do though. I know other springer owners who use Equafleeces and love them, but I just use a drying coat when he's wet. My dog loves his, he even puts his head through the neck to get it on quicker.

Mainly off lead walks. Coat is because she rolls in shit every day. Saves me bathing her.

I'd still like to see the picture of the parking space please. :)

I have got a photo but on my phone and using mn on my phone I can't attach photos for some reason. Nothing happens when I press the paperclip. I've emailed it to myself so I can get it on my ipad but the Internet is down. I will try and sort it. It's a bit of a shit photo though. I'm disappointed with it. I should have parked my car there again and taken a photo so you could see angles and scale better. Very remiss of me.

Get over it yourself Newes