I was so cross with another car owner today I shoved a bag of dog poo in his car grille

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I probably was bu but it was heat of the moment and it's not like ive damaged his car. It was just gently placed in the plastic fan blade type thing, could be easily pulled out.

He had parked right behind me so that I couldn't open my boot, he was touching my tow bar. Normally I would hang the poo bag on the tow bar till I get home but I couldn't reach it. Couldn't get the dog in the boot. More importantly I couldn't reverse out the space like I was planning to and had to go forwards over a 45degree slope/bank and was worried for a minute the car was going to topple over.

I hope it made his car smell of poo on the way home!

No he wasn't legally parked. It was a parking space for one car and I was there in the space. He had the back end of his car poking out dangerously Intothe road. So I should have been able to reverse out ok if they hadn't parked behind me.

There aren't always bins though. There certainly aren't in many of the places we walk...as that would require someone to come along and empty them.

If there was a bin then obviously I would used it.

OP this is amazing. I am now going to try the tow bar trick.

Bag of the homewok is on the towbar aside

People do need to learn how to park so the other driver will probably be more aware of the consequences considerate next time

Thats "bag of dog poo aside..."

I think it's grimmer to put a bag of poo inside your car than safely outside. Ni would prefer a bin but there isn't always a bin.

Ah, then stuff him. YANBU.

flick it into the undergrowth?

What, you mean, where children play hide and seek? Gross.

I really need one of those muksak things.

And a tow bar.

Genius.

Lordy. Just when you think you've seen everything the internet has to offer there's a new twist.

Shit bag flags

Triple or quadruple bagged it doesn't smell.

It could be seen as something attached to your car that isn't secured and you might get pulled over by a particular zealous traffic officer.

Quadruple bagged sounds fantastic for the environment.

better than my car stinking of shit or leaving it where it is.

Op....i think you need a notice on the back your car warning people from getting too close as you need to store a bag of poo at the back of your car. I bet you wont get many parking anywhere near you so problem is solved!

So you shoved a bag a poo in to the cooling fans of another car and how no understanding of how much damage it could do?

I posted this on page 1 and will post again

Get a dicky bag. No smell

www.dickybag.com

I actually think hanging the poo bags off your tow bar until you get to a bin is a fab idea. Hats off to you, so much better than shoving it in a wall, fence tree or bush, like a lot of other skanky types do.

Shoving it in someone's car grill, no not onboard for that one!

£21 for a small one? .

Great, I am going to have to get a dog now, so I can justify buying a muksak!

I can imagine the driver won't notice and the bag will fall out so basically you've littered.

It wasn't in the cooling fan.

From Wiki. Merriam-Webster describes grilles as "a grating forming a barrier or screen; especially: an ornamental one at the front end of an automobile

It's an ornamental screen.

Fantastic idea until the bag splits and shit goes flying all into the windscreen of the car behind...