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Hi ladies

161 replies

RudeElf · 08/03/2016 21:15

Just. NO!

Same goes for "hi girls" "hi girlies" "hi mummies"

Stop it.

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OhShutUpThomas · 08/03/2016 22:19

I think there should be an auto delete mechanism when starting a thread.

'Hi ladies!'

< zap >

It'd weed out tons of trolls in seconds.

RudeElf · 08/03/2016 22:19

Brian was a lovely man from hull who wanted to give us all yoni (google it) massages. We had fun with brian. But hes gone now Sad

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OhShutUpThomas · 08/03/2016 22:20

But then we would never have met Brian from Hull < thoughtful >

RudeElf · 08/03/2016 22:20

Ooooh! Good idea ohshutupthomas!

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ScrambledSmegs · 08/03/2016 22:20

Ah, the one and Yoni Brian from Hull.

He specialises in intimate massage, apparently.

OhShutUpThomas · 08/03/2016 22:20

Cross post!! Ooh let's find the yoni thread, haven't read it for a while.

OhShutUpThomas · 08/03/2016 22:21

The usernames were the best.

YoniMitchell is still about. Haven't seen JonBonYoni for a while though.

IAmAHologram · 08/03/2016 22:22

Yoni thread must have been deleted, wasn't it?

Sgtmajormummy · 08/03/2016 22:22

"Dumela, Mma." would be cordial and respectful (channelling my inner No.1 Ladies Detective).

ScrambledSmegs · 08/03/2016 22:22

I think I'm on MN Time Delay â„¢.

OhShutUpThomas · 08/03/2016 22:22

mummytippy how's this for service?

www.mumsnet.com/Talk/mumsnet_classics/a1729276-Yoni-Vaginal-Massage

OhShutUpThomas · 08/03/2016 22:23

It's in Classics. As it should be!

MissGoadyFuckerCuntFace · 08/03/2016 22:23

NeedACleverNN

I seen that! Her words were 'cupcakes and sparkles x' I would tell you which thread it was from but unfortunately I have gouged my eyes out and I am now typing in braille.. Grin

SpiritedLondon · 08/03/2016 22:24

Hi mummies? Yuck. Who says that?

mummytippy · 08/03/2016 22:25

I see! I thought Hull would be full of sailors! not masseuses!!!

bakeoffcake · 08/03/2016 22:26

This may be controversial, but I love a thread which starts "Hello Ladies". I envisage a man in 1970s garb, hairy chest and medallion, asking a really stupid question.

We can then all pile in and put him straight.

IAmAHologram · 08/03/2016 22:26

Intimate masseurs, tippy.

RudeElf · 08/03/2016 22:26

"My Yoni says No(ni)" from squoosh Grin

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mummytippy · 08/03/2016 22:27

OMG... I followed the link and was delivered to a whole new world of MN!!!

IAmAHologram · 08/03/2016 22:28

I just came back to say exactly that rudelf

My favourite ever MN line.

My Yoni says No(ni)

mummytippy · 08/03/2016 22:28

... So I read IAmAHologram !!!

RudeElf · 08/03/2016 22:29

Its a fantastic line!

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mummytippy · 08/03/2016 22:36

That thread is hilarious!!!

mummytippy · 08/03/2016 22:36

...link even!

mummytippy · 08/03/2016 22:37

I thought this was the new 'Pavlova' party planner post!