Hi ladies

[RudeElf]

Just. NO!

Same goes for "hi girls" "hi girlies" "hi mummies"

Stop it.

I think there should be an auto delete mechanism when starting a thread.

'Hi ladies!'

< zap >

It'd weed out tons of trolls in seconds.

Brian was a lovely man from hull who wanted to give us all yoni (google it) massages. We had fun with brian. But hes gone now

But then we would never have met Brian from Hull < thoughtful >

Ooooh! Good idea ohshutupthomas!

Ah, the one and Yoni Brian from Hull.

He specialises in intimate massage, apparently.

Cross post!! Ooh let's find the yoni thread, haven't read it for a while.

The usernames were the best.

YoniMitchell is still about. Haven't seen JonBonYoni for a while though.

Yoni thread must have been deleted, wasn't it?

"Dumela, Mma." would be cordial and respectful (channelling my inner No.1 Ladies Detective).

I think I'm on MN Time Delay ™.

mummytippy how's this for service?

www.mumsnet.com/Talk/mumsnet_classics/a1729276-Yoni-Vaginal-Massage

It's in Classics. As it should be!

NeedACleverNN

I seen that! Her words were 'cupcakes and sparkles x' I would tell you which thread it was from but unfortunately I have gouged my eyes out and I am now typing in braille..

Hi mummies? Yuck. Who says that?

I see! I thought Hull would be full of sailors! not masseuses!!!

This may be controversial, but I love a thread which starts "Hello Ladies". I envisage a man in 1970s garb, hairy chest and medallion, asking a really stupid question.

We can then all pile in and put him straight.

Intimate masseurs, tippy.

"My Yoni says No(ni)" from squoosh

OMG... I followed the link and was delivered to a whole new world of MN!!!

I just came back to say exactly that rudelf

My favourite ever MN line.

My Yoni says No(ni)

... So I read IAmAHologram !!!

Its a fantastic line!

That thread is hilarious!!!

...link even!

I thought this was the new 'Pavlova' party planner post!