Hi ladies

[RudeElf]

Just. NO!

Same goes for "hi girls" "hi girlies" "hi mummies"

Stop it.

Now that ^^ I like.

Hi hun xx

Ok i've changed my mind. Hi fuckers it is (is that steve stiffler style?)

When I greet a group of women, I normally say "Hi, everybody. How are you / Lovely to see you all "
Or I address by name " Hi Jane, Rachel, Madge. Nice to see you again Barbara, Helen "
Early morning though, I just communicate via grunts & finger waves

I've just said it aloud in a Stiffler voice and it works very well.

I like Hi peeps, it works for everyone .

Draw out the errrrrs of the fuckerrrrs and its very satisfying.

It does, doesn't it Tooold?

I may have started threads like that...

It just seems a bit rude to jump in with whatever issue you have.

But then again, I don't find it rude when other posters jump in.

I am weird.

But then again, I would never refer to anyone as 'Hun' as that is the universal sign of being an arse.

Ugh no to peeps. It's very '90s chat room!

peeps?

Yo, biaches...?

yo yo yo crazy kids

hey cats

wassup, fuckers

hey Siris

If I start a thread like that now I'm going to get called mean, aren't I!

Salvete

Definitely 'hi fuckers' in a Stiffmeister voice (to give him his full title).

What about 'hello to all my fellow yummy mummies'?

Gives me the rage, that one.

Oy oy saveloy(s)

I'll back you up tooold

Oy oy saveloy(s)

Delboy style?

Oi < this one suits me just fine, usually directed to DH admittingly followed by but I think it could work.