Hi ladies

[RudeElf]

Just. NO!

Same goes for "hi girls" "hi girlies" "hi mummies"

Stop it.

As a woman on Mumsnet YANBU.

YABU. This thread should be on the Feminists Board not AIBU

I remember one woman who blogged I think, and her first post on here began something like "I'm here"!
Boy, she got a pasting. Thoroughly deserved as I recall.

Don't be silly crazymary.

The whole site is predominantly female. You can't ban every thread to Feminism because you don't want to read it.

I cannot make up my mind between:
Greetings hearthlings?
Bonjour Mesdames?

What is better?

Dammit crazy you've foiled my secret plan to spread the feminism across the site by stealth greeting threads.

YABU. This thread should be on the Feminists Board not AIBU

Really? What's your reasoning?

How about starting threads mork calling orson, come in orson

"Oi, tosspot!" is generally accepted as a jovial greeting amongst some of my friends. How about that? If you like, dickhead is also perfectly acceptable

Wasuuuuuuup?

My best friend greets me with "well big girl" and then sometimes "alright big sack"

Oi, cunts atrocious, listen up!

I've just read Brian's thread OMG. Did he ever come back?

Aw, mucky Brian and his Yoni fiddling ways is still one of my favourite threads on here.

sup babez.YANBU

YABU. This thread should be on the Feminists Board not AIBU

Why?

Greetings, fellow humans?

morning Chicks

How we all doing today?

I am litereally rushed off my feet with my new business, it's mental :)
Would you like to earn money from home for doing almost nothing?
Pm me for details, the only selling involved is your soul (and some shitty make up)

aww fanks

See

Do you need 5 motivated individualsseeyou?

Absolutley Rudeelf and they must be outgoing and have a love for smearing goat shit fabulous make up products.

if you're interested please forward me a cheque made out to:
Cosmetics And Sensational Holistics (or CASH for short)

Seeyounearertime - joking aside have you looked at our MLM piss take/chat/discussion on money matters? Can't link as I am on iPad.

We are on thread 13.... We have lots to say!

Cunts atrocious

BBB I see what you did there, dude. Vair clever.

How about

O marvellous vipers

Boss

I see it pop up in active every now and then and have opened it a few times. It makes me chuckle everytime. :)

We aim to please and inform....

I do keep seeing such things like i posted popping up on FB though, especially in the selling groups.

One i saw, more or less as i copied, claimed she was rushed of her feet and crazy busy and then said that anyone can earn hundreds with little effort...
so which is it? rushed off your feet or no effort?

I left that group soon after.