Hi ladies

[RudeElf]

Just. NO!

Same goes for "hi girls" "hi girlies" "hi mummies"

Stop it.

Evening fuckerrrrrrs

I worked somewhere where standard greetings were 'hello gobshites' or 'hiya ye fekkers'. God I miss that place.

mavis were they Irish

How did you guess? A very naice lady in my team would yell 'so long fekkers!' every Friday when she left.

My (insulting) friend and I are both Irish.

Oddly enough I can't remember anyone actuay getting annoyed with anyone and swearing at them or calling them names.

I say ladies and girls, draw the line a mummies - shoot me!

BANG

How about Good morning or afternoon. Haven't seen you here before, or have seen you before. Have y got boys or girls? Doesn't it sound more normal?

What up sisters, from another mister!

All the (lovely) Irish people I know can swear a blue streak and insult the pants off you and still sound totally friendly!