mother in law owns sundays

[manicattack]

So sunday here again and its time for me visit to my motherinlaw ...she not a battle axe she really canny ....why does here roast dinner tops any other she makes the best mash potatoes ever .im really lucky to get on with my partners mum, just wondering does anyone else. Get on with there s xmwahx

Sparkling have i popped your bubble or something it seems like your begging for us. To leave this sight were not hurting anybody and obviously were your new little obsession. Its fine i find it quiet flattering .

Not at all.

Definitely the toon, mackems are like a who different species

Right answer.

Really are you sure

I reckon you live down the road from me.

Well dont give it away

Ive lived in newcastle all my life and have never stepped foot in mackem land

Are you sure you won't reconsider facebook? I have a feeling it's much more your thing.

Walter i dont get why your still reading or posting, if you dont wanna join in or dont like what we post keep away from it.

No sorry not my cuppa tea ...im quiet happy here thanxs very very much .really and i might just start a. Thread in chat everyday just for you . so you feel speacial for the right reason

I was just making a friendly suggestion.

Calm down, dear.

MN is full of garbage - all sorts of rubbish. Much of it funny but some of it just nonsense. This isn't an AIBU but considering how many people would like that section stopped anyway or others who post for traffic I cannot see why it is an issue.

Report, hide or move on. Those are your choices if a thread doesn't appeal.

This is one of the best threads I've ever read on here. OP you sound great. I would like to have a few jars with you if I'm ever in the toon!

And I would bloody love to have a roast cooked for me every sunday. My mum and DP's mum are both very far away and I miss them.

I find it odd that people don't know what 'canny' and 'sound' mean...both are colloquialisms that have been around for ages. You know, as in 'sound as a pound'. Hardly 'text speak'. Awful lot of language snobbery on here sometimes.

Christ, what's with the digs on this thread? Anyone need a JCB?

Just ignore them OP.

The majority of threads in AIBU have nothing to do with the OP asking if they're being unreasonable anyway.

They just tend to try to word it that way, because they want the traffic in this topic.

So we get threads like...

"AIBU to have a headache"? (What the fuck? How COULD you be???)

"AIBU to have helped an elderly person who fell over in Tesco"? (Huh? Yes, you should have stepped over their body and continued to the frozen veg aisle)

"AIBU to feel cold"? (Well no, unless you're sat naked at a fucking bus stop!?)

I love that awesome

Manic, you go right ahead a post whatever you wish. Not one person is being forced to read this thread. I hope you enjoyed your day.

Thanxs .

We're not talking to eachother anymore so i dont see why people still have a problem with us

The OP reads like an Alan Bleasdale script.

Oh. No...just seen OPs posting style actually changed from

"I love her she does me dinner, nowt up wi her.. top Marmar" etc to being quite articulate.

my accents is cockney farmer with a berkshire twist with a lot of the fens chucked in ... i say aye and canny a lot now too. i only picked up swear words from australia

Nothing wrong with 'mackemland'