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AIBU to judge people on their teeth?

390 replies

MercedesDR · 25/01/2016 09:14

Met a guy on Saturday night who just called me. I refused a date because he has a couple of missing teeth. Okay so maybe I'm shallow but it matters to me.

Why do people kid themselvesi that if teeth are gone at the back it doesn't notice? It does and it makes me cringe. So do rotting, or neglected teeth.

If you want to date, sort it out. Take out a loan if you have to!

OP posts:
Sparklingbrook · 25/01/2016 18:35

Nice hat.

GingerMerkin · 25/01/2016 18:37

So is this you OP?

Followyourart · 25/01/2016 18:38

You have a lot of time on your hands mercedes.....

GingerMerkin · 25/01/2016 18:43

What do you think of this ladies?

Charlotte was gagging to cum - the strange and new sensation of icy fingers exploring her anus was all it took to make it happen. As they probed deep into her sphincter, the sensational contrast with the enormous phallus pumping into her from behind, and the boiling sperm it spurted into her vagina, had her howling like a wild animal as she climaxed.

Caught my partner reading one of her books, she really is something else!

GingerNutRiskIt · 25/01/2016 18:44

I have teeth missing in the back to make room for impacting wisdom teeth that can't be taken out due to nerves being too close to the root.

Hubby had one of his front teeth knocked out when he was 9 playing football and got booted in the face, every now and then his cap falls out. He's an architect, lectures degree courses and about to start his masters.

YABU, yes.

Sparklingbrook · 25/01/2016 18:45

Ginger I think the boiling sperm is a worry. There must be tablets for that.

GingerNutRiskIt · 25/01/2016 18:46

*"howling like a wild animal"
*
With teeth?

Owwwwwwww

GingerMerkin · 25/01/2016 18:47

Was a right PITA quite literally, DP wanted to try all sorts after reading it.

GingerNutRiskIt · 25/01/2016 18:47

He might have a high temperature. Shout probably get RL help if it's boiling.

GingerNutRiskIt · 25/01/2016 18:48

*should

GingerMerkin · 25/01/2016 18:49

Cum on as you would say OP, you are one and the same aren't you.

LilacSpunkMonkey · 25/01/2016 19:24

Oh, Mercedes, you have posted on another thread that you a)write for a living, b) self-publish online, c) write erotica and - and this is the clincher - that you write under the name MERCEDES DEL RAY.

So you can't come on this thread and deny it now.

Nothing like a bit of a twattish thread to generate publicity for your shite self-published erotica e-books, is there?

Not making the sales, hmm?

usual · 25/01/2016 19:25

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Sparklingbrook · 25/01/2016 19:27

It really has usual

AIBU to judge people on their teeth?
usual · 25/01/2016 19:27

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Sparklingbrook · 25/01/2016 19:28

Chilblains. Sad

LilacSpunkMonkey · 25/01/2016 19:29

Icy fingers up your sphincter, if you please.

Was there ever a word more likely to get you in the mood?

usual · 25/01/2016 19:31

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CalleighDoodle · 25/01/2016 19:31

I read page one and ten. I think this is one of those times when one needs to RTFT all the way through Confused

Sparklingbrook · 25/01/2016 19:33

I am not a fan of 'probed'. Sad

AliceThrewTheFookingGlass · 25/01/2016 19:34

I read part of this thread earlier. I didn't expect sphincters and boiling sperm when I came back

LilacSpunkMonkey · 25/01/2016 19:35

Well, when you put 'probed' and 'sphincter' in the same sentence it becomes less erotica and more...rectal examination, really.

rosewithoutthorns · 25/01/2016 19:35

I agree with you 100% OP. I don't mind a couple gone at the back but front ones. YUCK! Go to the friggin dentist! Im on line dating and will never ever date a guy with missing front teeth.

usual · 25/01/2016 19:35

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