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NeedACleverNN · 23/01/2016 18:10

Not been one for a few weeks so will throw this in.

Can be customised to your own child's name for £7.50

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NeedACleverNN · 16/02/2016 17:45

Headbands for babies...

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Sometimesithinkimbonkers · 16/02/2016 17:56

Ooooohhhhh I've got one ...... Paper flowers !!!!

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laylabelle · 16/02/2016 18:00

Do find it amazing that people make these things but then again guess wouldnt if people didn't buy them which makes you wonder who?! That doll wow!

YoureAllABunchOfBastards · 16/02/2016 18:35

That fucking doll!

ewanthedreamsheep · 16/02/2016 18:38

The reborn dolls are actually on a selling page for baby/ child stuff. Who'd give them to their child?? Stuff of nightmares!

gunting · 16/02/2016 19:00

No idea what's going on here

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OneFlewOverTheDodosNest · 16/02/2016 19:06

gunting what exactly is that? There must be a clue somewhere...

gunting · 16/02/2016 19:09

Oneflew I'm really interested to know myself. He's asking what people think of the jar as a stand but there is no clue

liberatedwine · 16/02/2016 19:27

That headboard Shock

I can smell it from here.

Why would anyone think they could sell something so clearly destined for the tip?

CandOdad · 16/02/2016 19:28

Not FB but EBay.

Why would you want these things in your life? Or even give them as a present?

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Shirkingfromhome · 16/02/2016 19:42

Jesus Ewan that doll looks like it would creep in to your room while you're asleep and suffocate you.

Headbands for babies - my absolute pet hate. Ugh.

Love the flannels - an ecclectic mix though; Rita Ora, Ant n Dec, Elvis. Reminds me of the Paul Ross canvas - did anyone read the reviews?

Also I'm getting slightly nervous this thread is nearly full. Are we having a new one?

NeedACleverNN · 16/02/2016 19:44

Also I'm getting slightly nervous this thread is nearly full. Are we having a new one?

As long as there is shite to sell we have our duty to expose it! So yes of course Grin

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Pippin8 · 16/02/2016 19:44

Is the marmite thing a butt plug?

gunting · 16/02/2016 19:48

I so hope the marmite thing is a butt plug. Is there anything more 'marmite' than anal. Love it or hate it.

DP is a Geordie and loves the ant and Dec flannel haha.

Libitina · 16/02/2016 19:48
Shock
maskapony · 16/02/2016 19:53

Arghh I'm going to have nightmares about that doll.

NerrSnerr · 16/02/2016 19:58

Well, that's the husband's birthday sorted. A marmite egg.

gunting · 16/02/2016 19:58
Grin
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MauriceMossMug · 16/02/2016 20:00

OMFG THAT DOLL! Shock

I've saved the photo until I can think of the best way to use it to scare DH.
I might print off a copy and then gently wake him up one morning so he goes to open his eyes and then WHAM demonic baby all up in his face

MagpieCursedTea · 16/02/2016 20:02

Gunting I agree with your DP. I'm also a Geordie and need an Ant & Dec face cloth in my life!
I think the marmite thing is meant to be like a fabragé (is that even how you spell that?) egg.

liberatedwine · 16/02/2016 20:10

I bought my sister an Ant and Dec teapot off eBay for her birthday - she's married to a Geordie. She loves it or so she told me

notamummy10 · 16/02/2016 20:12

It's probably already been mentioned but all these shitty pyramid schemes, whether it's Younique, Juice Plus, Herbalife (an overweight guy tried to promote this at my uni yesterday) or detox teas.

I feel sorry for the ones who get sucked into believing that the 3D Fibre mascara that costs £23 is any better than say a L'oreal Mascara that costs £10!

mypoosmellsofroses · 16/02/2016 20:21

Any takers??? is apparently "vintage" Form your orderly queue please :)

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gunting · 16/02/2016 20:24

Poo that room that the manky chair is in looks fragrant

gunting · 16/02/2016 20:26

Anyone after a new pillowcase look no further

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