FB shite thread

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Not been one for a few weeks so will throw this in.

Can be customised to your own child's name for £7.50

Shirking is that glass real ?! That is awful hahaha is it dishwasher safe?

holy bejesus bananapanties. looks like an efit from crimewatch. it's the bobhat type hair 😱

shirking, that looks like an easter egg foil wrapper has been wrapped round and stuck on. it brings a pain to my teeth just thinking about it

It must be gunting , it cost £10.

Arrrgggh that Andy Murray waxwork

Going back a bit, re: the empty spirit bottles with fairy lights in them--

I don't know if I should be ashamed to admit, but I've sold lots of those, especially to buyers in Europe. It's going out of style a bit now, but 2 years ago at Christmas I had so many orders for them that I couldn't get empties fast enough. I had to rush down to the shops to buy two bottles of JD and decant them into other containers to finish an order on time. I sold the lighted bottles for more than I paid for them full.

Your very own "suncatcher"

I'm dying to ask if her daughter made it but I don't want to be banned from such comedy gold!

That's right, just £25 for some used colouring books!

The comments pointing out that the books were £5 brand new in The Works were not gratefully received.

Truly grotesque... All by the same artisan.

Erm. No.

That bag looks like they've found it in a bin put on the floor and taken a picture. 'Vintage' indeed

Artisan

Reduced from £25 to £10

Eww vom biscuit eater!

Yep! Not nice.

There's nothing I'd like more for Valentine's Day than 6 pairs of red socks...

Happy Mother's Day

Jeez - that little house! Horrors!

Aaaaaargh

Reborn doll; £40.

Ewan what the fucking fuck is that?

It's the pig's sister

That creature is beyond appalling - it's hair!

Looks like the demon child of Ken Dodd and Shirley Temple.

Burn it with fire!

Banana

They're also selling it's less scary (but a little deformed) friend; £30.