FB shite thread

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Not been one for a few weeks so will throw this in.

Can be customised to your own child's name for £7.50

At £40 it's cheaper than flowers and it doesn't die unfortunately

Love is... What?? What is love?!

Obviously - love is shit.

I'm going to have my own child inspired craft line. Make things in the same way a young child would do to make you reminisce on when your kids were young. Here is an example I'm thinking of selling it for £5? It's worth it right? Took me like 10 mins to do and it does have glitter on it

(My 2 year old actually made this and it is there fore NOT for sale)

"(My 2 year old actually made this and it is there fore NOT for sale)"

Guaranteed it is better than this year's eventual Turner Prize winner.

I wish I hadn't looked at the pig. It will haunt my dreams

I'm thinking of selling it for £5

Will you accept 50p and deliver hun? I live in the Shetlands.

50p? Don't you know that I'm really sick at the moment Hun and my hubby is out of work cos of an earthquake. I really need that £5. I'm willing to go to £4.50 as I need it gone

Cat play mat anyone?

Only £14.99

Urm

I like the cat baby mat!

Love the painting by child, although it does rather remind me of my first period

THAT. PIG. Oh dear, Lord.

I was telling DH about this thread and he said that photos on FB are copyright protected or something and that if I copy them and upload them here, they can take action against me. He may be wrong. What do you think? Is there any truth in it? Hun?

Only three times...

words fail me

Only £10 per layer of nappies..

Mother's Day?

Only £40...

Those minging boots actually make me feel physically sick

Stuck for valentines ideas?

Crutchless but also

That pig. I can never un see that pig.

Those boots

Those weather forecasters - is the one with the mad hair forecasting gales?

Knitted thong anyone