FB shite thread

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Not been one for a few weeks so will throw this in.

Can be customised to your own child's name for £7.50

The used lipstick. Who the fuck would use it... And pay £5 for the privilege?! Psycho bitches thinking this shit is ok. The nappy cakes are quite clever but not worth the money I'm afraid.

That thong! Just right to keep your fanny warm in winter. Wonder if they do a mohair one for that full on 70's bush look.
Or maybe that cheap, itchy wool that school jumpers were made from. Experience the itching of thrush without actually having it. But you may develop it.

This beauty- the scan picture isn't in the middle, and is that the cord clamp chucked in at the bottom? No indication on price though

fatowl I think MN might actually delete what I think about that...

And what on earth do the keys have to do with it all on fatowl picture? It's total crap.

Stone family.

This genuinely disturbs me -

£30 anyone ?

Oh good lord @ the flower pot men! Seriously freaky

Would it be unreasonable to comment, after the 15th SFS under the item (still for sale - or shit for sale) that no one wants it because:

A) it's been used
B) it's dirty
C) it's expensive

I often feel like doing this. Obviously I wouldn't do it with something hand made. That would be unkind, no matter how hideous.

Did the pig creature sell btw? I need closure!

Or d) it needs to go in the bin

Cityfox I bought it. It sits on my bedside table. It's my best friend.

OMG I was expecting some shitty presents when my DC get old enough to start picking them buy I would be seriously upset with the world's fugliest androgynous flower pot wo/man.

City fox.

Would it be unreasonable to comment, after the 15th SFS under the item (still for sale - or shit for sale) that no one wants it because:

A) it's been used
B) it's dirty
C) it's expensive

Yabu. Yabvvu. You didn't include a pic for us to guffaw over...

Just to be really clear...the coins are not included!!!

Drews they are awful especially the heart!!!

Blinged up table anyone?

Dog not included ^

Fuckoff those tables are a fiver from IKEA I hope they don't charge loads for the glitter shite

£15 you provide the table

This thread is such a tonic even though it makes me wheeze with laughter. Classics, anyone?

I can just see the crafter; E is for....Is for.....Is for.....Epic outstanding.

I had some hot picks from today's Facebook offerings but mumsnet says I'm only allowed to upload 6 photos a day ...

So it was used tights and some weird cat ornaments which had been bumped about 20 times.

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