FB shite thread

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Not been one for a few weeks so will throw this in.

Can be customised to your own child's name for £7.50

Corlette that ones off eBay so unfortunately not but I might go back and see what other shite the seller has on his/her page... I'm sure it's full of glitter covered terds

Another blinder in the hideous mirrors category.

Again without my phone being a fool.

person wants to know how much to sell them for. looks like about 3minutes worth of peeling and sticking so £50 +£7.95 p&p

Whoppa before clicking on that pic to enlarge it,on my phone, it looked like they'd been dipped in hundreds and thousands.

Upon enlarging it they now look like they've been dipped in round sprinkles instead. All that's missing is a chocolate coating on the rest and a lollipop stick on the back

Amazing sweary colouring book from a crafter

Just..why.. what even..??

Also.. Not the usual kind of blingy chris tools we see on here.

What is with 'crafters' and scrabble tiles

And my final offering for this evening.

triptrap at first I thought they were smarties. seems like if it you can stick A to B then you're in business

Urrrrrdgggg - those dolls! Those shit shoes! That horrible mirror!

nothing says I love you like a bow tied roll of anaglypta

gunting I need one of those sweary colouring books! So much better than the crappy floral one someone thought I'd want for xmas.

Jesus - what are these people thinking? That empty bottle of Echo Falls! Why all the scrabble tiles?

Whoppa that bow looks all squeaky like polystyrene, it's making my teeth itch

Dance I know, me too! The flowery ones are so twee. They need a few fucks in there.

Cotton wool is so 2015 hun. Use my plywood apple toe separators instead.

No price as yet, she was testing the waters to see if there were any takers.
It got one "like".

1.75 each and 3.50 postage. some crazy bastard in the comments bought three. im in awe

All very well if the 's' fell off the 'tools' to make it read Chris Tool.
Poor old Chris, gets given a pile of nonsense and gets called a tool for his trouble.

EWww those feet!

Corlette those Apple toe things.... I've never seen anything like it (not a compliment) what are these people on?!

That woman needs some footner and a decent pedicure. Those apple things are ridiculous.

Oh dear lord ... That foot. Those apples.

Rank.

Slightly worn? Bin them you knobber!

How romantic! Maybe my dh would like a bdsm mini spanking paddle...or not

Nappy "creations" £20 each... Looking at her "shop" poor girl can't be making her money back AND paying herself... Unless all the nappies are extra value and the accessories are poundland.
And even then...

The Shoes are my favourite.
I'm DESPERATE to ask if it was the shoes she changed her mind about or the wedding!!!