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NeedACleverNN · 23/01/2016 18:10

Not been one for a few weeks so will throw this in.

Can be customised to your own child's name for £7.50

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liberatedwine · 10/02/2016 09:31

That bed settee is for sale Mypubesarestraight? Shock

I can smell the faint odour of urine semen sweat from here!

whatawhoppa · 10/02/2016 11:17

someone posted a baby blanket of the frilly variety that looked a manky was oncewhite colour. I was Hmm and then someone commented asking if it was manky or a bad picture Grin

vladthedisorganised · 10/02/2016 12:18

Dolly - is it just me that thought the sparkly woman was about to give birth to a mutant woodlouse?

The podium side table is so awful I kind of want one. Not enough to pay for it, of course, but..

Alohamora · 10/02/2016 13:42

This cook could be yours! All you need is piers to work the controls Grin

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Alohamora · 10/02/2016 13:43

Pliers. You need pliers to work the controls.

NerrSnerr · 10/02/2016 13:46

Phew, I was searching for a couple of wombs to buy and I was just thinking how I had run out of knitted dicks..

NerrSnerr · 10/02/2016 13:47

Personalised cushion anyone?

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Shirkingfromhome · 10/02/2016 13:59

Glam-ma. Oh dear. And a dog called Chong. Classy.

FellOutOfBedTwice · 10/02/2016 14:22

Actually crying with laughter at "RIP Chong" that is fucking amazing. Love it. Love it so much.

Orange1969 · 10/02/2016 16:26

Poor Chong! Sad

I've a nasty feeling that the pillow is filled with the ashes of the late and much lamented Chong...

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NeedACleverNN · 10/02/2016 16:30

Wonder if they had another dog called cheech?

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Wardy1993 · 10/02/2016 16:36

Hama bead Spider-Man £3 and 70p p+p... Fucking Liberty.

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Ironfloor · 10/02/2016 16:39

Theoriginal - is 'grandpa's pipe' a euphemism?

Wardy1993 · 10/02/2016 16:41

There are no words

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Wardy1993 · 10/02/2016 16:48

Thought this was another standard glitter fest until I realised he label on he Smirnoff is upside down. How could this be... Knock off? Who knows Hmm

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Wardy1993 · 10/02/2016 16:54

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Shirkingfromhome · 10/02/2016 17:23

Grin Wardy Even the bear has a look of "I can't believe it's come to this"

gunting · 10/02/2016 17:27

Wardy you've found some corkers today haha

I think the upside down Smirnoff is for an optic? Not sure

GloGirl · 10/02/2016 18:00

Yes I think the Smirnoff came from a pub.

Shockers · 10/02/2016 18:05

There's one on our local sales/wants site asking this:

"Does anyone have or know anyone who has a pedigree saddle back boar to line a sow?
Thanks."

Alohamora · 10/02/2016 18:38

Dolls anyone?

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0christmastree5 · 10/02/2016 19:22

Those wombs !!!! Creepy doesn't cover its

Wardy1993 · 10/02/2016 20:45

You lot are on the ball! I didn't even think of that. Found a glitter wine bottle... EMPTY... The cheek!

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corlette · 10/02/2016 20:50

Empty fucking wine bottle for £9.60???
Are these people serious? Does it have any comments attached to the picture Wardy?

Effiethemonster · 10/02/2016 22:01

Just wanted to say this thread has had me crying with laughter, please don't stop.

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