FB shite thread

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Not been one for a few weeks so will throw this in.

Can be customised to your own child's name for £7.50

That bed settee is for sale Mypubesarestraight?

I can smell the faint odour of urine semen sweat from here!

someone posted a baby blanket of the frilly variety that looked a manky was oncewhite colour. I was and then someone commented asking if it was manky or a bad picture

Dolly - is it just me that thought the sparkly woman was about to give birth to a mutant woodlouse?

The podium side table is so awful I kind of want one. Not enough to pay for it, of course, but..

This cook could be yours! All you need is piers to work the controls

Pliers. You need pliers to work the controls.

Phew, I was searching for a couple of wombs to buy and I was just thinking how I had run out of knitted dicks..

Personalised cushion anyone?

Glam-ma. Oh dear. And a dog called Chong. Classy.

Actually crying with laughter at "RIP Chong" that is fucking amazing. Love it. Love it so much.

Poor Chong!

I've a nasty feeling that the pillow is filled with the ashes of the late and much lamented Chong...

Wonder if they had another dog called cheech?

Hama bead Spider-Man £3 and 70p p+p... Fucking Liberty.

Theoriginal - is 'grandpa's pipe' a euphemism?

There are no words

Thought this was another standard glitter fest until I realised he label on he Smirnoff is upside down. How could this be... Knock off? Who knows

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Wardy Even the bear has a look of "I can't believe it's come to this"

Wardy you've found some corkers today haha

I think the upside down Smirnoff is for an optic? Not sure

Yes I think the Smirnoff came from a pub.

There's one on our local sales/wants site asking this:

"Does anyone have or know anyone who has a pedigree saddle back boar to line a sow?
Thanks."

Dolls anyone?

Those wombs !!!! Creepy doesn't cover its

You lot are on the ball! I didn't even think of that. Found a glitter wine bottle... EMPTY... The cheek!

Empty fucking wine bottle for £9.60???
Are these people serious? Does it have any comments attached to the picture Wardy?

Just wanted to say this thread has had me crying with laughter, please don't stop.