FB shite thread

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Not been one for a few weeks so will throw this in.

Can be customised to your own child's name for £7.50

True - it is the work of a master artisan.

Plus postage.

Are you sure you haz the mad skillz needed for that level of craftsmanship?

The Hitler drawings, so awful they are absolutely hilarious. It's so wrong that I want to buy one for my partners forthcoming birthday (purely to see his confused face when he opens Hitler the octopus or Hitler with tits)

This thread is fab!

The Hitler "art" leaves me speechless!

Actually, I quite like the 20p card!!! Might be good for pounds for my nieces birthdays. .. quite sure even I would manage to make it though.

I haz madz skillz me!

Got lots ov glitta, and some sticky tape round here sumwhere. Sure theres a newspaper round ere 2!

both my and my phone hated typing that!

Kinder egg and cup/bowl? Bargain at £4!!

Anyone fancy paying a quid per spare bottle lid?

That 'roast' (and I use the term roast very loosely) looks gopping! That can't be serious! It's 2 tinned boiled potatoes, hardly any veg, some coloured water and some grey stuff that seems to pass as meat! Just go to your local Toby carvery ffs.

I can't believe someone is charging £1 for a bottle lid. 😂 Some people have balls.

I'm laughing so much the cat has hidden in disgust
Confession - I have a soft spot for chav cars, and that pink car is amazing

SALE!!
£7 FREE POST!!
WHAT IS IT?!

Looks like a cheap wineglass with a candle inside and some crappy bits stuck on the base - all wrapped up in luvverly cellophane.

Classy.

Is that a Frozen character attached to it? Usually doubles the price.

quite sad posts after christmas.....looking like brand new toys with 'my child doesnt play with it anymore'....obviously christmas presents that maybe other people have bought the children but the parents are selling for 'cash'...usually photographed in an unkempt room, just sad really

Bejeseus, that roast looks like the stuff you'd scrape into the dogs bowl when you'd finished. Does the "chef" have anymore pics of their delicious boaktastic foody creations?

Drews we are in the same area! Did you see the cardboard/wood response?

Hahahaha a local netter!! Yayyyy.

Yes I did and bit my bottom lip! A few thought it was a lovely idea and someone suggested she make it herself but she can't??? I thought errrr is a glue gun n a handful of change. :)

I'm running a craft event. Check In events. You could come n buy supplies and make your own shite

I particularly like the "smoking allowed" sign behind the hairbrush/spanking paddle - just in case you needed any extra persuasion that your life would be enhanced by said item... shock

I noticed that too lol

You and I have real friends in common!

I do like a bit of craft though. You'll see me soon selling wineglasses covered in 20p coins. Pure bling!

Really!! Hahaha. How cool. Do we actually know each other or just have common friends?

These are hilarious I have laughed so much.

The Carpenter oh, do let me know when do hun. A bit of glitter on there too with matching lighter plz hun.