FB shite thread

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Not been one for a few weeks so will throw this in.

Can be customised to your own child's name for £7.50

Maybe it's the left overs of someone's fabulous dinners and try were showing how well people were eating

Wouldn't you have to have some food handling certificate if you are selling hot home cooked food to the public?
It doesn't look like a very appetising meal.

What is it Brian and Jerry say about certificates in Pheonix Nights? I think that may apply here....

Jerry: I thought you had a Fire Safety Certificate?
Brian: I've got a colour photocopier!

FellOut that is probably the case.

£95!!! For this lovely piece of classic furniture

Or these beauties! I'd love one for valentines

Jaysus. I thought I'd seen it all on these amazing FB shite threads, but that dinner? Oh my goodness. 'Mouth watering Sunday roast'. I'm guessing that they mean that hot, disgusting watering that you get in your throat and mouth when you're about to puke . I'm trying to figure out what that meat is. Boiled badger, perhaps?

"Irregular choice shoes" £30

Yes, THIRTY QUID

I love irregular choice shoes! They can be pricey. I am ashamed to say I want those.

I do NOT want that roast dinner, that was boggin.

£30 for irregular choice is a bargain. I'd buy them!

I think this is a hairbrush -

It's either a hair brush or a spanking paddle...not sure which is worse really

Vomit

Sadly I've got a baby boy otherwise I'd get this in every colour available. #glamour

Just wow!

That dinner!! I'm hoping the photo was taken half way through eating which would explain the lack of well, food. Somehow I doubt that though.

At Hitlers tits!

milk I'm so tempted to send that photo to DP and tell him I've bought them for the patio doors in the living room.

Kids and glamour are not words that should ever go together. Ever.

oh dear - i actually like the bow . the dress, not so much

Alice

those curtains.
They're bedsheets aren't they? With a bit lace glued on and badly attached hooks?

Actually, the crafter has missed a trick there. If she ( I'm assuming 'she') had chosen a light bluey green satin and cut snowflakes from white lace to stick on.
They would, in words of a pp, be Elsatastic and hanging in bedrooms of every little Elsa wannabe in the land. Maybe.

Someone just asked for this to be made.

Oh my lord - that 20 p coin card! I can practically smell the bacteria!

Those curtains are minging - look like they're made from a tart's bloomers.

DrewsWife Well you'd have to commission someone to make that, I mean it would be literally impossible to just glue those down, or scan them.

I'll do it!

Do you think a tenner is about right?