FB shite thread

[NeedACleverNN]

Not been one for a few weeks so will throw this in.

Can be customised to your own child's name for £7.50

Tickle wow

Why do people insist on massacring books?

Back off Need that car is mine!

I'll fight you for it....

Damn. I bought a friend a book for her birthday next week. Should I be folding it up to say HUN or something?

Need you can get vinyl babies dolls for loads cheaper back page of Sunday newspaper colour supplements than eBay.

Some of them come with a "beating heart", simulated breathing mechanism and other grotesqueries.

No those ones are not realistic enough. My nan bought one and its "real touch" was plasticity

Oh, I'm so tempted, and only £50!

Ewww! It would cost more than £50 to clean them!

Oh my god, I have not laughed so hard in ages. Love these threads 😅

"Needs a good clean"
Yes. Yes, it does.

omg those reborn animal dolls are the freakiest thing ever.

you have to stop. i can't breathe, and i refuse to die with the last thing i see being the mankiest sofa on earth.

Need - plasticity sounds horrible!

I wonder if these "businesses" are set up in order to claim Working Tax Credits. A lone parent can claim Working Tax Credits if they do 16 hours per week of self-employment. That may be where the actually money comes from.

tickle woah. that is quite a jacket.

I would've paid a week's wage for that beauty in the 80s.

Not so much now though... I'm really bloody warm and comfortably depressingly Seasalted to the hilt, jacket wise.

£15 for this?

Also somebody selling a "rugsack"

I haven't lived in the UK for years, do you still have supplements selling tat in the Sunday papers?
I remember these really strange life-sized dolls that you put in the corner of a room. They faced the wall and covered their eyes. They were bizarre. I couldn't understand what the fuck the point was in them.

Oueen and King - V classy

Ahsure is that supposed to be nice?

Gunting I did find the sentiment somewhat off...

Ahsure, that's horrible.
Is it saying "yeah whatever, I can be a right knob but I do love you and by sending you this shite, you should know that I'll probably do the same in the future but like yeah, it's love so put up with it."

Noice.

i think that the sort of people who buy that shit consider Jeremy kyle show a template for like and expect to treat each other like shit...