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To think no man wants a designer vagina

98 replies

Pistachiocray · 21/01/2016 22:06

I've been watching the GC go on about hers and apparently this is a thing these days that many have done. But surely no sane man would ever want such a thing?

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AliceInUnderpants · 21/01/2016 22:06

the GC?

WorraLiberty · 21/01/2016 22:08

Most men are happy with a penis

QuickQuickNo · 21/01/2016 22:08

Men don't have vaginas though, and not everything women want or do is to please a man.

theycallmemellojello · 21/01/2016 22:08

I'm not convinced that the qualities men want in a vagina are of primary importance tbh.

Savagebeauty · 21/01/2016 22:09

What exactly has she had done?

IoraRua · 21/01/2016 22:09

I can't see men giving much of a shit either way. A vagina is a vagina.

Shutthatdoor · 21/01/2016 22:10

She is a complete attention seeker and don't believe half of what she says.

HooseRice · 21/01/2016 22:11

She maybe did it for herself, not a man.

GingerCuddleMonsterThe2nd · 21/01/2016 22:12

I've never known a man stare and study one really, there normally too busy despertly fumbling about to get their penis inside to study the length of my labia

Vaginaaa · 21/01/2016 22:12

Oh well if a MAN wouldn't like it then heaven forbid anyone do it.

Hastagwhatever · 21/01/2016 22:12

Don't reckon she really has had it done to be honest. Bit of a attention seeker that one.

roundandroundthehouses · 21/01/2016 22:12

As a woman, I certainly wouldn't want an enlarged penis. I'm quite happy with my body the way it is. Any man who wants an enlarged penis is free to do whatever he wants with his own body.

pookamoo · 21/01/2016 22:13

Who?

Ericaequites · 21/01/2016 22:14

Most straight men I know want frequent access to a clean, undiseased vagina belonging to a consenting woman over sixteen. They aren't so picky about the details.
Vagina and vulva rejuvenation is for women who had tragic accidents or traumatic births. Otherwise, It's a waste of money.

roundandroundthehouses · 21/01/2016 22:17

'The GC', pooka. I've looked it up and it's a TV series about young Māori people. As they've used the definite article, and you don't use that to refer to a person, I'm assuming the OP made a typo and meant to refer to "someone on 'The GC' "

DoesAnyoneReadTheseThings · 21/01/2016 22:17

She said she had it done so she could be like a virgin for the man when she met the love of her life so if she's had it done it is for a man.

GO is Gemma Collins of TOWIE 'fame' currently in sleb big brother.

GingerCuddleMonsterThe2nd · 21/01/2016 22:23

I'm confused so has she had it ummm made to look like a porn persons vagina or has she had her Hyman surgically put back?

Only1scoop · 21/01/2016 22:24

WorraGrin

Christinayangstwistedsista · 21/01/2016 22:26

I quite fancy a Chanel fanj

Christinayangstwistedsista · 21/01/2016 22:27

But then no one would know....will stick with my primark one

CuttedUpPear · 21/01/2016 22:29
Biscuit
UnderCrackers5 · 21/01/2016 22:32

I think men find looking at a vagina about as exciting as women find looking at a scrotum

A quick unintentional flash is great, a sit-down scientific study is a massive turn off.

Not to mention the smell. Scrotums are quite stinky

fastdaytears · 21/01/2016 22:35

Under that would be my expectation, but it's not my experience.

Maybe I have an unintentionally designer vagina?

I'd have surgery though if anything happened that needed fixing for sure. I wouldn't think twice about it if it was needed. I don't think that's the position with GC though.

UnderCrackers5 · 21/01/2016 22:39

oh well, fastdaytears, maybe I should turn the lights off a bit sooner :)

Darvany · 21/01/2016 22:41

It's bollocks isn't it? A designer vagina implies that each will have the unmistakable stamp of the originator. I don't really know much about fashion, but Coco Chanel pioneered the use of tiny chains in skirt hemlines to weight down and give "la ligne" to the silhouette for example.

Thankfully this doesn't happen.

A designer vagina basically means a mass-produced Barbie effect. Hardly designed.

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