To think no man wants a designer vagina

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I've been watching the GC go on about hers and apparently this is a thing these days that many have done. But surely no sane man would ever want such a thing?

The Vagina Monologues indeed

I think labial surgery or any other vulval or vaginal surgery for medical reasons like painful labia that catch on your clothes, vulval precancer, childbirth, prolapses etc are fine. Then the woman is having it done to restore normal function to her body and for herself.
Having plastic surgeons change a normal vulva or vagina into their ideal version to suit male sexual pleasure is just wrong though for so many reasons.

I wonder how many bent-cocked men are getting them straightened...?

Is this a new type of man bag?

The thing is, there are many men that prefer larger labia, so it would be daft thing to do 'to please men'. There are Reddit groups and porn sites devoted to people blessed in such a way.

Most straight men I know want frequent access to a clean, undiseased vagina belonging to a consenting woman over sixteen. They aren't so picky about the details.

I agree with this. What it looks like doesn't rise to the level of unimportant, it doesn't even exist as a question.

My husband dosent like shaven lady's

Gemma Collins hasnt even had any kids yet though, so how loose can her vagina be that she needs to get it tightened back to 'virgin status'? Surely after having sex for a bit with this guy who is 'the love of her life', it would will just go back to normal anyway.

Plus what guy would ever say 'well you know, I was going to treat you like shit, cheat on you and dump you, but now.you have had your bag tightend, I'm your forever'.

The whole thing is fucking sick if you ask me.

I do think you'd have to be mad to want the surgery if you don't have an actual problem. I still wince when I think of all the stitches I had, I spent 4 days in bed virtually unable to walk or sit up in a drugged haze. Then some of the stitches needed manual removal.. with tweezers. Absolutely awful.

I watched a docu once about a girl who was only late teens had a hanging labia ....I will never forget it as she referred to it as her 'hanging ham'

It was embarrassing for her and it really did look uncomfortable. I remember being quite shocked. She had never had DC.

She had a relatively minor procedure To sort it out and it really helped her self confidence and got rid of her discomfort.

Bloody good for her.

Think that was embarrassing bodies, I used to have one labia that hung down, I had a tear after childbirth & got stitched.
Weeks months later I had a look & i swear it had all been trimmed & is now nice & neat looking, pity about the scar from front to back but hey ho.
Loving the poetry.

The poems are hilarious.

Sadly, some men (wankers) do care about appearance. I seen an image on Facebook that was two mini ham baguettes thay were meant to represent vulva. one had the Ham all neat and tidy and the other was hanging out and basically what had been written insinuated the one with the 'longer labia' was like that because the person slept around. I read some of the comments from the men and boys underneath and it was depressing and disgusting.

At the end of the day though anyone we let near us should feel lucky regardless of appearance.

Only I remember that. She had been teased about it hadn't she? I don't think it was causing her pain or anything.

Maybe when she says she doing it 'for her' it's because her boyfriend has a really tiny willy and she can't feel it? that could be the only possible reason as otherwise, it's actually for him, isn't it?

(Assuming she actually doesn't have a condition like should which is actually causing her pain)

Found it, it was actually the comments underneath saying how the girls with bigger labia is like that because of sleeping around, there was loads of them. Absolute halfwit! It's this kind of body shaming that make women feel self conscious and like there's something wrong with them. Social media has alot to answer for in the regard. Years ago when our grandparents were younger and Porn wasn't as rife I bet there wasn't as many women who felt self conscious of themselves.

It can't be porn, as you see all kinds of vulvas in porn nowadays.

Poem inspired by the excellent 'Elegant Vagine' offerings...

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It's ridiculous isnt it, no understanding of human biology. My problems apparently started when I was 4 and got worse as I got older, so sex definitely doesn't 'cause' it. Just another way of shaming women for embracing their sexuality.

If men don't like the look of it then f*ck em.

no..wait. forget that

well i dont like my labia, although i hear men dont care it makes me uncomfortable so i do want it trimmed.
GC said she paid 2k so i think she most likely got the laser version which is tightening and shortening

There was an old fanny called tilly
Who had trouble attracting a willy
So she considered a crop
But decided to stop
And found someone who liked them all frilly

I like that one!

Best so far, Noeuf!