To ask who you'd choose if you were ordered by royal decree to have a torrid affair?

[squoosh]

Risk of being thrown in the Tower/put in the stocks and all that malarkey if you refuse.

Today I think I'd go for Ralph Fiennes. Look how pretty he is. Yes he's all tortured and angsty and probably ponders endlessly on his 'craft' (yawwwn) but he's just so alluring.

No doubt he'd be a tad high maintenance in the long run but for an enforced torrid affair I think he'd do very nicely indeed. Plus he's probably into all manner of eye popping sexual shenanigans. And let's face it, what's the point of a torrid affair without some eye poppery. Am I right?

Lorraine Kelly

Tom Hardy. He looks like he's been around the block a few times. I like that. I bet he can make a decent cup of tea too.

Lorraine Kelly is not a name I expected to see on this thread that's fo'sho'. But our loins desire what our loins desire!

Oh FFS, how did I forget Daniel Craig? His face is only, um, everywhere at the moment and I have a good old drool every time I see him. I actually swore out loud when he came on Graham Norton's show last Thursday. That man fills out a suit very nicely indeed.

squoosh, you're dead wrong about Cumberbatch but that's ok, more for me. Now we just have to fight over Ralph Fiennes and his lovely beard

Here's a new thread idea - 'hot' people who do absolutely nowt for me. I would start with Idris Elba and Aljaz from SCD. Gorgeous looking blokes but don't get a single drop of my juices flowing

Jason Isaacs. But only if he was in character as Jackson Brodie. He wouldn't be in that waxed jacked for long I can tell you!

Lotta I get the strong sense that Mr Fiennes isn't exactly a one woman kinda guy so I think we're both in with a chance of a torrid few days with him!

Ian from casualty

(I might need to set my sights higher)

My list is long, perhaps the charter might say I need a different one every night for a week or perhaps all of them on a Sunday
Richard Armitage
Michael Fassbender
Hugh Jackman
Tom Hiddleston
Tom Hardy
Jamie Dornan but only with this exact length of beard

Richard Armitage while he's free. I love him. Or possibly I love John Thornton.

Too late Mrs TP

Leonard Cohen. I'd agree to Patrick Dempsey being on hand if Len flags.

Noooooo. I was sure I'd be the first to nominate Alijaz Skorjanec, if only because of the time it takes to google the spelling of his surname. I'm sulking.

Also I can't work out how to insert a picture, and Googling has reminded me that he's well under the "half my age plus seven" cut-off so he's not even a legit crush.

So in that case. Harry Judd.

Nicky, Jeff Goldblum would be torrid, wouldn't he! Mmmm ...

Dave Grohl. I like a sweary rock god with flicky hair.

Garlick hands off my Jeff!

(only 1 correct answer) The absolute opposite to Dp, so probably Katie Hopkins.

Since several others have called dibs on Tom Hardy (wow, that man is just, wow)...then Charlie Hunnam. In his Sons of Anarchy 'cut of course.

Cillian Murphy

and now Tom Hardy is also in Peaky Blinders I struggle to keep up with the plot as my mind keeps wondering

If i must then......Jonathan Rhys Meyers in Dracula or as Henry 8th. Obviously in rl he has a few issues but he does look like (in those roles) that he would be the sort to rip your knickers off with your teeth, yum!

I could be persuaded to do, Rob Lowe as a priest from you,me and the apocalypse.

Boris Becker. I'm pretty sure nobody else is going to say him so he's mine all mine.

Lucas you greedy bugger. x-posting the Richard out of me. Tell you what. I had Michael Fassbender first so what say I swap you?

Nathan Fillion

are you suggesting he takes your teeth out before ripping your knickers off with them

some sexual practices I am not familiar with not heard of that one

Alright I'll let you borrow Fassy for a day or two but don't wear him out, I need him for Sunday.

Any of the younger SoA club members for me DotterP. Or Nero, in his cardigan.