To ask who you'd choose if you were ordered by royal decree to have a torrid affair?

[squoosh]

Risk of being thrown in the Tower/put in the stocks and all that malarkey if you refuse.

Today I think I'd go for Ralph Fiennes. Look how pretty he is. Yes he's all tortured and angsty and probably ponders endlessly on his 'craft' (yawwwn) but he's just so alluring.

No doubt he'd be a tad high maintenance in the long run but for an enforced torrid affair I think he'd do very nicely indeed. Plus he's probably into all manner of eye popping sexual shenanigans. And let's face it, what's the point of a torrid affair without some eye poppery. Am I right?

Like lunchpack I'd have that Ant Middleton from the SAS thing on Chanel 4 don't mind sharing him. I'd also have Jonas Kaufmann, German opera singer. And Pierce Brosnan. Might as well include Tom Hiddlestone.

Daniel Day-Lewis no question

I'd consider Daniel Craig and Idris Elba. If they asked nicely

I'd really like a pop at Cumberbatch. His mouth, oh man, his MOUTH, I daydream about that a lot...

Brian Quinn from Impractical Jokers

RaspberryOverload Thanks for that photo. Gorgeous.

mine would be Max Irons when he was in the white queen yum.

Raspberry oh my, those 'come to bed' eyes....

Dan Carter. Beautiful err......smile.

I'm a bit late to this party but neither of my affairees have been bagged yet yay
jeremy renner
slash circa 1992

Also my new boss who is an older, musclier version of Laurence Fox. In a real police uniform {drool}

Chris Hemsworth, no question. I actually dribble when I see pics of him.

There is something about Laurence Fox . . . .

Yes Poor there really is!

Seriously?!? I think he looks like he's in the wrong aspect ratio.

I think Laurence Fox looks as though his face was taken apart and then put back together. But they lost a part in the process.

.Poor I love him.

I have been smitten by Rupert P-J since seeing him lead in Dr Faustus in a school production. . I truly thought he would see me in the audience and we would be together forever. . In hindsight it was far more appropriate than my then crush on nigel havers. These days, all of the above . Ralph in the English patient most of all. Oh, and Rupert Everett 20 years ago. Morton Harkett.. Also 20 years ago. I was never supposed to get old. .

Look what I found!

Trent Reznor and Alexander skarEricFromTrueBloodd

Glittery are we talking new era buff Trent, or fucked up era Trent? If the latter then I am completely understanding that. I used to have that picture of him blindfolded in chains as my desktop image while at uni :o

Either... Both have their merits.

I admire your versatility! I'm a creature of habit alas:o

David Boreanez as Angel in his Buffy days...mmm bite me !!

Tonight, I'm feeling a bit John Simm and a bit Jay Rayner.

Go on, mock me.

" I'd climb that boy like a tree" steppedonlego

Hah! Snorted when I saw that one

GingerLDn when you've finished with Brian Q can you direct him over to me. He can bring Murr too LETS GET SEXY!