To ask who you'd choose if you were ordered by royal decree to have a torrid affair?

[squoosh]

Risk of being thrown in the Tower/put in the stocks and all that malarkey if you refuse.

Today I think I'd go for Ralph Fiennes. Look how pretty he is. Yes he's all tortured and angsty and probably ponders endlessly on his 'craft' (yawwwn) but he's just so alluring.

No doubt he'd be a tad high maintenance in the long run but for an enforced torrid affair I think he'd do very nicely indeed. Plus he's probably into all manner of eye popping sexual shenanigans. And let's face it, what's the point of a torrid affair without some eye poppery. Am I right?

watched Tom Hardy on Paul ogrady last nite and totally lost my heart.

Can't decide on Lawrence Fox or Jeremy Kyle. Need a wine to mull it over.

Dunno his real name, but Cal from Casualty.

In his doctors uniform and talking all doctor-y

I mean seriously. I'd ride him into battle....

Apparently I'd have to share Idris Elba with a few other of you ladies - poor man will be exhausted!

If he isn't available though I'll happily obey royal orders with Viggo Mortensen...

Objectivist in case you haven't seen the trailer, there's a new BBC2 drama called London Spy... starring Ben Whishaw.

Although TBH when I look at him I just think of Paddington Bear

fuzz oh believe me, I am all OVER London Spy. I can't fecking wait.

You'll get over the Paddington thing if you just work a bit more on your dirty Ben fantasies. It worked for me.

I'm afraid paddington bear ruined him for me too.

You just need to try harder, all of you.