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To ask who you'd choose if you were ordered by royal decree to have a torrid affair?

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squoosh · 27/10/2015 13:17

Risk of being thrown in the Tower/put in the stocks and all that malarkey if you refuse.

Today I think I'd go for Ralph Fiennes. Look how pretty he is. Yes he's all tortured and angsty and probably ponders endlessly on his 'craft' (yawwwn) but he's just so alluring.

No doubt he'd be a tad high maintenance in the long run but for an enforced torrid affair I think he'd do very nicely indeed. Plus he's probably into all manner of eye popping sexual shenanigans. And let's face it, what's the point of a torrid affair without some eye poppery. Am I right?

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TelephoneIgnoringMachine · 27/10/2015 14:03

I don't have a specific celebrity crush... but this guy looks a lot like my DH before he cut off his hair. Same hair, same beard, colouring, facial features, everything. I definitely have a type. Grin

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NickNackNooToYou · 27/10/2015 14:03

If the decree was this month then Tom Hiddleston.

OnlyLovers · 27/10/2015 14:03

Well it'd have to be Cumberbatch. Predictable and populist I know.

I don't think he'd be apologetic. I think he'd be filt'y dirty.

Gruntfuttock · 27/10/2015 14:07

Oh yes, Jason Momoa is a fine man indeed.

I've got a photo of my daughter being hugged by Jason Momoa. There is another photo of her being hugged by Matt Cohen above my desk now. She's in her early 20's btw. Smile

Hopefully · 27/10/2015 14:09

Aiden Turner, in his vampire days. Sigh.

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squoosh · 27/10/2015 14:10

And Aidan Gillen.

I'm fond of an Aidan.

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Nicky333 · 27/10/2015 14:11

As Joaquin Phoenix and Jon Hamm have already been bagged, I'll pick Jeff Goldblum. Mmmmmm...

troubleatmillcock · 27/10/2015 14:12

Purefilth indeed sqoosh

Those sex scenes he did in Rome made me melt all over the couch! Grin

Fiderer · 27/10/2015 14:12

Matthew Macfayden He got a sword through his throat last time I watched him in something but I'd lick him better nurse him back to health.

AnonymousBird · 27/10/2015 14:14

No idea how to link in bloody pictures, but either David Morrissey or Philip Glenister will do very nicely.

Fiderer · 27/10/2015 14:15

Here again, the Mr MM.

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squoosh · 27/10/2015 14:15

Matthew Macfadyen's voice is my favourite thing about him. Would be nice and soothing after all the torrid antics.

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Branleuse · 27/10/2015 14:15

oh god, angelina jolie

MmeGuillotine · 27/10/2015 14:17

Tom Hardy without a doubt. He's just beautiful.

Janeymoo50 · 27/10/2015 14:19

Sue Perkins or Sigourney Weaver (Aliens era).

Patapouf · 27/10/2015 14:21

Jamie Dornan or Joel Kinnamon

zombiemeow · 27/10/2015 14:22

Matt skiba.

We're crazy in love, he just hasn't realised yet.

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Patapouf · 27/10/2015 14:22

Wait, maybe I'd prefer Keanu Reeves actually.

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BastardGoDarkly · 27/10/2015 14:24

Yep, hate to be repetitive, but I'd ruin Tom Hardy in one afternoon Grin

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plinkin · 27/10/2015 14:25

Currently? MmmTomMison from sleepy hollow. But only with the long hair and beard... Drool

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GinBunny · 27/10/2015 14:28

Jason Momoa though I would like this affair to go on for some time

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OnlyLovers · 27/10/2015 14:30

Actually, I'd have a go with Hiddleston as well. [magnanimous]

Lovely body.

HorseyCool · 27/10/2015 14:32

Gerard Butler please or if he is busy I would seriously get torrid with Daniel Craig.

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