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To ask who you'd choose if you were ordered by royal decree to have a torrid affair?

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squoosh · 27/10/2015 13:17

Risk of being thrown in the Tower/put in the stocks and all that malarkey if you refuse.

Today I think I'd go for Ralph Fiennes. Look how pretty he is. Yes he's all tortured and angsty and probably ponders endlessly on his 'craft' (yawwwn) but he's just so alluring.

No doubt he'd be a tad high maintenance in the long run but for an enforced torrid affair I think he'd do very nicely indeed. Plus he's probably into all manner of eye popping sexual shenanigans. And let's face it, what's the point of a torrid affair without some eye poppery. Am I right?

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helenahandbag · 27/10/2015 13:47

Idris Elba Grin

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expatinscotland · 27/10/2015 13:49

Daniel Craig. He looks messy and rough. I like that.

Oldsu · 27/10/2015 13:49

David Caruso

Oldsu · 27/10/2015 13:50

OR Linus Roache (OR both together )

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squoosh · 27/10/2015 13:52

What about Linus' dad Oldsu?

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GinBunny · 27/10/2015 13:52

types Richard Armitage really quickly before anyone else does.

FeliciaJollygoodfellow · 27/10/2015 13:53

Joaquin looks gorgeous in that picture.

Him or Fassbender. Or maybe Jon Hamm, I'd like to see if the Hammaconda is fact or fiction Grin

I'm am disgusted with Cumberbatch though.

EnthusiasmDisturbed · 27/10/2015 13:53

Jason Momoa though I would like this affair to go on for some time

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BarbarianMum · 27/10/2015 13:53

Timothy Dalton - about 20 years ago. And I'd be 20 years younger too. Smile

Spidertracker · 27/10/2015 13:53

Wondering if I'm the only person who has looked at all these fellas and thought - nah, not one of you tops my husband.

Christinayangstwistedsista · 27/10/2015 13:53

Lunch pack

Ohhh yes the SAS guy, when Thor is tired, I will have him too

LadyBaelish · 27/10/2015 13:53

Peter Capaldi Blush

Or maybe Nikolaj Coster-Waldau from Game of Thrones. Mmm, Jaime Lannister...

Keletubbie · 27/10/2015 13:55

I have been in love with Craig since I was a nipper. Nobody understands.

I have met him on a few occasions and made a complete tit of myself every time.

Keletubbie · 27/10/2015 13:56

Not to say that Tom Hardy, Cumberbatch, Rob Zombie and R-Pattz can't tag in if Craig is flagging.

sugar21 · 27/10/2015 13:57

Aljaz Skorjanec, he has some brilliant athletic moves and a lot of stamina. 9 years younger than me but I quite fancy squeezing his buns and other things. I would bonk him until the bed broke and then use the shower, and then down to the beach and then ad infinitum

GlassOfPort · 27/10/2015 13:58

I'll have the gorgeous Gregory Fitoussi, although I have to say that Jaine Lannister is also very tempting...

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LeonardoAcropolis · 27/10/2015 13:59

Oh yes, Jason Momoa is a fine man indeed.

I once rented, and sat through Maid in Manhattan just to see Ralph Feinnes Blush (shudder)

I'm looking forward to the new Star Wars as Jon Bogeya is a hottie.

So, if forced to, those three will do.

HippyChickMama · 27/10/2015 13:59

I understand Keletubbie! I used to love him in Red Dwarf. For a torrid affair though it would have to be a circa 1989 Nikki Sixx

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MrsBalustradeLanyard · 27/10/2015 14:00

I'd go with DH.

He's still hot but what with the kids, work and the washing up needing done, it's been a while since we were torrid.

troubleatmillcock · 27/10/2015 14:00

Yes please James.

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EvilTwins · 27/10/2015 14:00

Iain Glenn and or Richard Madden.

LuciaInFurs · 27/10/2015 14:00

Benedict Cumberbatch. I don't think I would need the royal decree. . .

Garlick · 27/10/2015 14:00

Daniel Craig, but he'd be a bit busy with all these mandatory affairs. And would be a cradle-snatch for me!

Brian Eno, because he's intelligent & lovely.

Samuel L Jackson - I've had a crush on him forever :)

HackerFucker22 · 27/10/2015 14:00

Freddie Ljunberg maybe a few years back though or Lenny Kravitz or a young Al Pacino (circa Godfather 2) or Jonnie Irwin.

I am sure there are more!!

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squoosh · 27/10/2015 14:02

troubleatmillcock I like to call James Purefoy James PureFilth.

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