To ask who you'd choose if you were ordered by royal decree to have a torrid affair?

[squoosh]

Risk of being thrown in the Tower/put in the stocks and all that malarkey if you refuse.

Today I think I'd go for Ralph Fiennes. Look how pretty he is. Yes he's all tortured and angsty and probably ponders endlessly on his 'craft' (yawwwn) but he's just so alluring.

No doubt he'd be a tad high maintenance in the long run but for an enforced torrid affair I think he'd do very nicely indeed. Plus he's probably into all manner of eye popping sexual shenanigans. And let's face it, what's the point of a torrid affair without some eye poppery. Am I right?

This is sooooo my kind of thread.

I am prepared to get very fighty over Tom Burke....or Athos. I don't care which. As long as there is leather.....and a beard......or not

Richard Madely and Magnus Magnusson - hearing him say 'I've started so I'll finish' makes me go all peculiar.

Jean Dujardin. I even did a little belly flip at the thought of it! What a saddo!

Just dropping back in. Yes I see Fassbender was mentioned a few times. Still.....would put up with seconds, thirds,...whatever.

Auden Turner of course and yes I know he's been mentioned.

I also have an inkling for Rupert Friend but only in Homeland. And Jack White. Oh yes I know he is not conventionally good looking but I loooove him. Oh yes Alex Turner too.

I like boys with guitars!

Sorry, can't possibly read the whole 24 pages, so just running in t plant my flag in Santiago Cabrera, as it were.

What a wonderful, lust filled thread... Loving it. I think mine have been mentioned but it has to be Clive Owen, Sean Bean and Alexander Skarsgard (which really shocked me when I was watching Tru Blood as I have never fancied a blonde man in my 30 years on this earth! I think it was his unavailability and danger factor.. and voice.. ) Yum

Prince Philip, of course. That'll teach Her Maj....!

I'd love to have a fling with a man called Santiago. Would sound so exotic and debauched! Compared to a fling with a Colin.

No offence Colins!

Now that the time machine has been brought up, Richard O'Brien from the Rocky Horror era.

expatinscotland I have a 'Hot' board on Pinterest and JBJ was second to be pinned to there. After Jeff Goldblum, of course

Beautiful beautiful Oscar Isaac.

This sexy mysterious one in Lord of the Rings.

And of course Johnny.

Mitzy - yes, yes & yes.

Now back off.

I haven't made it all the way through the thread, but if they're available I'll take Hugh Laurie (especially as House) and Scott Bakula, thanks.

MaxPepsi I absolutely agree about James Blunt. As no-one else has bagsied him except you, I'm happy to share.

Luckiestgirl Yes to Aragorn! He's so brave and mysterious... In real life however he isn't half as nice The long hair and beard make him.

Jeremy Meeks

Andy Garcia in his When a Man Loves a a woman days or Jack Nicholson when he was young and fit.

murphys I concede I've enjoyed myself far too much on this thread - thanks ever so squoosh! Totally get Jeremy Irons and, whilst we're at it, his son Max. Now I'll try and leave it there..

Colin Firth, Jason Isaacs as Captain Hook in Peter Pan

Santiago Cabrera in any role, but especially as Aramis

Assuming this decree isn't limited in length? In which case I'll add:

FAF Zaf (from Spooks)
Aidan Turner
Richard Armitage
Approx half the cast of Band of Brothers
Several from The Pacific
sniper Tim from Justified
cyclists Nico Roche & Marcel Kittel
Rupert Penry-Jones
Eric Cantona
Daniel Craig
Captain Treville & D'artagnan from The Musketeers

Actually....... I'm single - I don't need a decree

Richard Armitage............He could have me anytime, anywhere, anyhow.

Sam Heughan who plays Jamie Fraser in Outlander. He is GORGEOUS in it!!!!

Has anyone mentioned John Cusack?