To ask who you'd choose if you were ordered by royal decree to have a torrid affair?

[squoosh]

Risk of being thrown in the Tower/put in the stocks and all that malarkey if you refuse.

Today I think I'd go for Ralph Fiennes. Look how pretty he is. Yes he's all tortured and angsty and probably ponders endlessly on his 'craft' (yawwwn) but he's just so alluring.

No doubt he'd be a tad high maintenance in the long run but for an enforced torrid affair I think he'd do very nicely indeed. Plus he's probably into all manner of eye popping sexual shenanigans. And let's face it, what's the point of a torrid affair without some eye poppery. Am I right?

Dan Carter here too... He would be a very busy man if we all got what we wanted.
If not, I'll happily take Jason Statham or Viggo Mortensen /always wanted to shag Aragorn

Any mention yet for Jared Followill from Kings of Leon? Mm mmm.

Would also have a go with Caleb (who I think would probably be a bit filthier) but as they're brothers, morally I'd need to keep them a week or so apart.

oh highlighta I'm sure we could share, but while you're busy with him, I may have to nick John Cusack and Matthew Goode from Gasp0de and Juneau

Might even go rogue and pass some time with Charlie Hunnam (Sons of Anarchy), very unusual for me, a blondie

Would anyone else like a go on my identical twins? Luke and Harry Treadaway, at your service.

Jonathan Rhys Meyers. I had a Thing for one of the news readers for a while, can't remember which one. But oh Lordy he was filthy in my head.

Ben Whishaw, so nerdy and bestpectacled in Spectre

Pher-wooooaaarggghhh. Haven't seen Spectre yet daren't go with DP; will just blush and dissolve every time Ben comes on but good lord I'm looking forward to him it.

And yes, I know I'm very much barking up the wrong tree.

Ben Wishaw has such nice hair. You could pull it during the sex and stroke it after. Lovely eyes, too.

highlighta and others...I think you'll find I bagsied Dan Carter several pages back, after being pipped at the post for Richie McCaw. Back off.

I'll be honest, Ghetto, I'm not arsed about the stroking it afterwards thing, just the grabbability.

It is so lovely and thick...

Lots of suggestions! Some good, some downright shocking. Alan Davies?!

But I think I'll stick with moody Ralph.

And if Ralph is busy being all thespy well then I'm happy to have a torrid time with Marcus Wareing.

He likes the idea too!

James blunt:)

OnlyLovers, Ben looks like a crier. You'd have to clasp him to your womanly bosom afterwards.

Does Ben Whishaw like a womanly bosom?

Sadly I think womanly bosoms are way down Ben Whishaw's list of priorities...unsurprisingly he's another one I wouldn't say no to...

Ghetto, noooooooooooo! I can't bear criers or sensitive shaggers.

I reckon the slight, delicate exterior conceals hidden filth depths. Saw him on stage recently and, although a bit camp (his character; I'm not saying he's really like that), he was very physical and in control.

I don't have much of a womanly bosom either, so maybe he'd like that.

Didn't he used to go out with Hayley Atwell? So not necessarily entirely gay...

Oh, and the fact that he's simply out of my league.

lavender I read recently that James Blunt had married and I thought of you!

Daniel Craig for me too. He would be too busy with me to have time for the rest of you I'm afraid.
Sorry mnetters

Try it, madam.

As the thread doesn't specify a sleb, I confess that the chap in this pic would do very nicely.

But I have no idea who he is, just that it's a pic (of a model I assume) that I saw when I was Googling for hairstyles!

Got all hot and bothered, I did

I haven't read the full thread, but wanted to stake my claim(s)

Charles Dance (not sure if he's been mentioned)
Peter Facinelli
To my eternal shame, Vladimir Putin

Ooh, Stuart Broad Or most international cricketers to be fair, as long as they wear their whites

Forever Team Idris here

The lovely Misha Collins could get it from me
All day long. I'd climb that boy like a tree.