To ask who you'd choose if you were ordered by royal decree to have a torrid affair?

[squoosh]

Risk of being thrown in the Tower/put in the stocks and all that malarkey if you refuse.

Today I think I'd go for Ralph Fiennes. Look how pretty he is. Yes he's all tortured and angsty and probably ponders endlessly on his 'craft' (yawwwn) but he's just so alluring.

No doubt he'd be a tad high maintenance in the long run but for an enforced torrid affair I think he'd do very nicely indeed. Plus he's probably into all manner of eye popping sexual shenanigans. And let's face it, what's the point of a torrid affair without some eye poppery. Am I right?

CurlyCustard
Till Lindemann (big scary German guy from.the band Rammstein)

You can have Till. Looks like I'm sharing Richard Krupse with Whereyourtreasureis, so can I lay a claim on Ollie Riedel? And perhaps Christoph Schneider?

So Squoosh have you seen Ralph in Red Dragon (just mentioning it because he is naked in it. If you haven't seen it... you're welcome)

I can't believe I forgot Barry Sloane (now Barry IS an incredibly unsexy name) - played Aiden Mathis in Revenge mind you I wouldn't kick Emily VanCamp (Emily Thorne in Revenge) out of bed either. I'll take both.

Will take a look Riggins . Was he a tortured soul like in True Detective though? I do love a tortured soul...

curlycustard I might just do that, right after he's had his wicked way with me. I did say that I only wanted the 1989 version of Nikki but I suppose he's still not too bad for a 56 year old

As we can go back in time and bring said person back to 2015 I would like Adam Ant circa 1982 ish in his highway man gear oh he was hot and had a filthy smirk

He would certainly deliver

Oh yes what. Very tortured. And shirtless. A lot.

Considering I've been single for some years now, all this talk about 'torrid affairs' and 'steamy, hot, passionate sex' has given me the Almighty Horn.

Quite frankly, anyone would do.

God, yes, Nicky, BonJovi. HOT. Just lickable.

Has anyone claimed Tim Minchin yet?

Especially as Judas in JCS. If he gets tired I will graciously allow Robert Pattinson to step in.

EnthusiasmDisturbed good choice. God, he was so pretty!

Jelly101 my DD would agree with you re the lovely Gerard .. She keeps forcing me to sit through MCR videos with her it's torture wipes away drool

Has any claimed Alexander Skarsgard yet?!

OMFG...I would do some filthy things with him given half the chance!!

Thanks for that, Sparkly, my 44-year-old, probably failing ovaries have just exploded.

Ooo liking the sound of that Riggins! (Rushes off to search Sky On Demand).

expatinscotland .....I can't help myself. DH refuses to watch True Blood with me now because I spend half of the episode behaving like the worst kind of pervert ...and turning everything Alexander's character says into a vulgar innuendo

Chris Saint, just everything I love in a man...

Glad that none of you mucky sods have dared to mention my husband.

one can dream...

SparklyTinselTits That's a rather nice pic.. fanning myself really hard here

I've never watched True Blood, so I'm obviously missing a lot...

I cannot believe I omitted to mention Jack O'Connell!! Cocky little bugger, yes, young enough to be my son, yes. Hot on many, many levels, Oh yes!

Michael Fassbender .

RaspberryOverload you are missing lots of hot men who spend much of their airtime butt nekked and I spend the entire 50 min episode staring at bare arses and six packs with vulgar appreciation

Michael got called about 20 pages ago. And we are already sharing Madeline.

Another one for Fassy.

Omg Cuckoo can we share Jack? He would be totally filthy.