To ask who you'd choose if you were ordered by royal decree to have a torrid affair?

[squoosh]

Risk of being thrown in the Tower/put in the stocks and all that malarkey if you refuse.

Today I think I'd go for Ralph Fiennes. Look how pretty he is. Yes he's all tortured and angsty and probably ponders endlessly on his 'craft' (yawwwn) but he's just so alluring.

No doubt he'd be a tad high maintenance in the long run but for an enforced torrid affair I think he'd do very nicely indeed. Plus he's probably into all manner of eye popping sexual shenanigans. And let's face it, what's the point of a torrid affair without some eye poppery. Am I right?

Tom Hardy. Tom Hardy. Tom Hardy. Tom Hardy. Tom Hardy. Tom Hardy. Tom Hardy. Tom Hardy. Tom Hardy. Tom Hardy. Tom Hardy. Tom Hardy. Tom Hardy.

Oh and Sue Perkins.

Fuzz thanks, but phew, I think I will just use that time to sit here and stare at my Clive for a bit longer instead.........

he doesn't look like a Clive does he, I think I need to give him a pet name

Squishy twas I who first claimed Lee. Yes I know my list is unreasonably long but fair do's and all that .

I was first to name Gerard Butler, do I win him then?

about page 4

When Captain Berthaud and Josephine Karlsson are knackered Jan Skoyles can stand in...

Pete the pirate

I reckon you've earned Gezza Horsey, you've been remarkably restrained, unlike some (looks around the room whilst whistling).

Till Lindemann (big scary German guy from.the band Rammstein) and Nikki Sixx from Motley Crue. Together in a sandwich would be lovely

Having read the last pages since I posted, it's occurred to me that some people are getting greedy.

So, in addition to Jeff Goldblum, I'd also pick Jon Bon Jovi and Sal Vulcano from Impractical Jokers.

I have very good taste

I have been watching this thread, but can hold back no longer. No one has mentioned my 2 yet - Taylor Kitsch & Jared Padalecki. Yay! Mine, all mine... Oh, but I would like a turn with Daniel Radcliffe if I may please!

Who knew so many people fancied Daniel Radcliffe!

Oh, and Johnny Knoxville.

Chris Robshaw. Chris Robshaw.

Daniel Radcliffe? I'd just want to wipe his nose and tuck his shirt in for him.

curlycustard I'm afraid Nikki is mine, you'll have to make do with Till. This time next week I will be in the same room as Nikki! He will definitely spot me in the crowd, dump Courtney and run away with me

Dominic West in his sleazy sexy McNulty persona. Currently rewatching The Wire, lots of fine men to chose from there.

Mmmhhh.... I am greedy, so a;lmost the entire male cast of Supernatural. Even Crowley :)

Tinkly I'm currently counting down the hours to watching Dominic West in the new season of The Affair tonight! Agree re Taylor Kitsch Riggins but as I only recently discovered him in True Detective, I'm prepared to step back graciously .

Hippychick are you by any chance going to the LG arena next weds? I'll see you there

I am indeed, I'll be the one with mascara running down my face at the end

Hippychick ask Nikki if you can borrow his...

You've inspired me to have a go at the photo thing on my phone.
Alijaz Skornjanec.

You're welcome.

I hate myself for saying this but I'm a little bit in love with Jonny Harris who played Hind in 'From Darkness'. Not my type at all but... hmm. I was a bit jealous of Anne Marie Duff, TBH

what you must watch Friday Night Lights to truly understand the Tim Riggins Effect (patent pending) - he is lush!