To ask who you'd choose if you were ordered by royal decree to have a torrid affair?

[squoosh]

Risk of being thrown in the Tower/put in the stocks and all that malarkey if you refuse.

Today I think I'd go for Ralph Fiennes. Look how pretty he is. Yes he's all tortured and angsty and probably ponders endlessly on his 'craft' (yawwwn) but he's just so alluring.

No doubt he'd be a tad high maintenance in the long run but for an enforced torrid affair I think he'd do very nicely indeed. Plus he's probably into all manner of eye popping sexual shenanigans. And let's face it, what's the point of a torrid affair without some eye poppery. Am I right?

Damn it, I got almost all the way through the thread before someone claimed James-Masters-but-only-as-Spike!

I'll have to settle for Chris Pine (new Kirk). Or Ben Whishaw, if we can make him temporarily straight. Or Richard Ayoade (from The IT Crowd - he's gorgeous when he's not playing Moss).

Looking at that list, it appears I don't have a type!

Mmmmmmmmm

MrsTerryPratchett Tue 27-Oct-15 15:20:13
Nathan Fillion? Or Malcolm Reynolds?

Well, Malcolm Reynolds in fantasy land.

But seeing as we're living firmly in the real world (ignores entirely implausible foundation of thread) it would have to be Nathan Fillion. Who does seem lovely.

Could i have a Musketeers sandwich? Luke Pasqualino and Santiago Cabrera. Sorry can't do pictures but would be grateful if anybody else could

Roussette Yes I met the whole team, there was much weakness of knees I can tell you. Since you've bagsied Richie I'll settle for Dan Carter...no hardship ;)

I'm very partial to Cary Grant. But on further reflection if we're going back in time there are really only two possible choices.

Zac Effron. I watched the hairspray remake with dd earlier. He has turned into a very attractive man.

Montalbano, or The Young Montalbano - not fussy

Philip Glenister ( gene hunt in ashes to ashes and life on mars)
Jay mcguinnes , but only if he did his jive dance again just for me without Aliona!

Or Richard Armitage, dressed as Sir Guy of Gisbourne...

Ok, We'll share coffee. I have enough to keep me going on your days with Jax

Tom Hiddleston.

drool

Here you are Dalex. Thats the bloke from Merlin Im having. Get to the back of the queue.

Ooh ooh ooh don't think anyone's mentioned Jenson Button yet so can I bagsy him?!
Gethin Jones too.
Oh and that bloke from Merlin. Used to love Saturdays watching Merlin (I fear there is a queue for him though.)
Strums fingers on the table patiently

Will young......yes i know he's gay but u don't care!!!!

It would have to be Kurt Cobain. I'm a sucker for a sensitive skinny guy with long hair.

I still have a soft spot for Will Young :) and John Barrowman but only as Captain Jack in Torchwood

Oh Gosh Yes to Jensen Ackles too.

He and Chris might have to have week about with me.

Seth MacFarlane

I'd force Ben Wishaw to have sex with me too, on threat of beheading!

Bernard Foley from the Wallabies, sends me frothing with lust every time i see him play in the Rugby World Cup.

Viggo Mortensen but only if he looks exactly like he did as Aragorn in LOTR

Me first!! My Mum also wants him which is so very wrong.

squoosh Tue 27-Oct-15 15:24:05
I had to google Nathan Fillion. I was picturing Nathan Lane. Bit different.

I just googled Nathan Lane. No! He is an inferior brand of Nathan. Not like the lovely Nathan Fillion.

Would it be wrong to make him dress as Malcolm Reynolds though?

Jeremy Vine, love his voice on the radio, he's so tactile on strictly, intelligent and he might throw a few of his brother's jokes in if I'm lucky. Dominic West if Jeremy's busy practising his tango.